Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Your a sick and twisted individual barney!
Though cant say much as I have stolen many of your posts here, and the guys all love them!
Though cant say much as I have stolen many of your posts here, and the guys all love them!
If that was bowling in the US, a lot more of it would be watched on TV.
A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.??
Saint Peter says to this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver,"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute!" says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver,and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept. While he drove, people prayed."
Saint Peter says to this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver,"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute!" says the minister. "That man was a taxi driver,and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept. While he drove, people prayed."
geebus...
Thats a new way to attempt to kill yourself for sure.
And I thought the 500hp Turbo Busa's were dangerous...
^^omg that looks like so much fun. The young me would have gone too fast and put that thing in the woods.
thats me in the industrial park going to work when it snows.
traction control off and have some fun...you already know where the pot holes are
Wonder what her intentions are with that string of plugs!!
For all you guys posting pics of the honeys:
Because where else could you go and see stuff like that? 
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@Jefe's Dope
So I have a thought. I would like you to be a MD for an invite only match. I humbly request that you staff this match with TALENT dressed to distract so that it becomes a mental game.. since it wouldn't be PRS maybe lowlight would come so get a midget also...
I bet there wouldn't be any complaint about scoring.
Match fees could be pretty high.
They could even be a prop to shoot from.
So I have a thought. I would like you to be a MD for an invite only match. I humbly request that you staff this match with TALENT dressed to distract so that it becomes a mental game.. since it wouldn't be PRS maybe lowlight would come so get a midget also...
I bet there wouldn't be any complaint about scoring.
Match fees could be pretty high.
They could even be a prop to shoot from.
Bitches, your loyal base are all bitches.
Pretty sure it's not Canuckians. They speak at the very end and sound more Russian or something else from that part of the world.
Edit: definitely Russians. It is location tagged Новая Майна with the name of the channel in Cyrillic. Ulyanovsk oblast area and the river is a tiny piece that eventually feeds the Volga.
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