Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[atomic41]

I feel sorry for the lad that this wee lass will marry when she comes of age.

No kidding! She is adorable! That's future "man's ruin" right there.

 

[Threadcutter308]

This is worth a watch guys..........

It DOES NOT turn out like you would expect.

 

[atomic41]

That shit is a fake as it gets. Too many obvious mistakes in the video.

I'm always amazed when that video gets bumped and people think it's real. It's been going around for years.

 

[ReimoS]

She's about an hour south of me

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And you know this how??? How far are you from me? Asking for a friend

Fortunately, Chlamydia is non airborne... and nor would it travel that far if it were.

Cheers,

Sirhr

Excellent, not too far to drive. Now, do a public service and take her a cheeseburger to put some meat on them bones, before someone gets stabbed with a pelvis.

Hah, she is a nice girl. A bit young though, only 20.. No extra baggage luckily (chlamydia etc). Thin yes, but not too skinny none the less, so no danger of getting stabbed.
I did measure the distance on Google maps, says it's about 7500 km from Cincinnati (and the shortest way is over the south tip of Greenland and Island).

So.. another one. To tease.

 

[Dirty D]

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Ball sweat and dirty socks

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Lapuapalooza]

You are right... doesn't balance for crap. But it's nowhere near 95 pounds. At most about 35.

And, hey.... Wheels!

Cheers,

Sirhr

Just claim it to be an original Les Paul. They were heavy enough.

My Les Paul weighs 22lbs.
There is a reason Jimmy Page walks with a slouch.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I feel sorry for the lad that this wee lass will marry when she comes of age.

It’s Ireland... that’s like in seven years!!

cheers, Sirhr

 

[Longshot231]

The poor guy that marries this spoiled bitch is probably asking for special place in hell right now because anything would be better than with her.







But... at least she's being responsible.

 

[Thud]

10 bucks she will be married 4 times, never work. Guys will pay her to leave...

The poor guy that marries this spoiled bitch is probably asking for special place in hell right now because anything would be better than with her.







But... at least she's being responsible.

 

[hermosabeach]

Lots of fake on the interweb

some fake is really fun or funny

the blonde girl- waste of O2

 

[1moaoff]

Hah, she is a nice girl. A bit young though, only 20.. No extra baggage luckily (chlamydia etc). Thin yes, but not too skinny none the less, so no danger of getting stabbed.
I did measure the distance on Google maps, says it's about 7500 km from Cincinnati (and the shortest way is over the south tip of Greenland and Island).

So.. another one. To tease.
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That's not nice!!!! Dont stop!!! I travel all over for work so theres always a chance!

 

[joelinux]

The poor guy that marries this spoiled bitch is probably asking for special place in hell right now because anything would be better than with her.







But... at least she's being responsible.

These are fake. Part of a 2006 Domino's Pizza ad campaign:

https://annex.fandom.com/wiki/MacKenzieHeartsu

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

#Arkansas

 

[Jscb1b]

WTF?

 

[kriller134]

 

[Longshot231]

These are fake. Part of a 2006 Domino's Pizza ad campaign:

https://annex.fandom.com/wiki/MacKenzieHeartsu

Thanks for the clarification. What I wonder about is how those videos were supposed to promote Dominos Pizza?

Secondly; for something to be funny, there has to be an element of truth to it.

Somewhere there is some poor guy married to a “Mackenzie.” I know. I was married to a “Mackenzie.”

If you were to cut off all my toes with a dull saw blade and stuff a dozen live scorpions down my throat I would have felt better.

Getting shot by a thousand pygmies with blow guns would have been preferable to being married to a “Mackenzie.”

The only thing worse would to be hog tied and forced to listen to endless recordings of Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi or a class on economics taught by AOC.

 

[joelinux]

Thanks for the clarification. What I wonder about is how those videos were supposed to promote Dominos Pizza?

Secondly; for something to be funny, there has to be an element of truth to it.

Somewhere there is some poor guy married to a “Mackenzie.” I know. I was married to a “Mackenzie.”

If you were to cut off all my toes with a dull saw blade and stuff a dozen live scorpions down my throat I would have felt better.

Getting shot by a thousand pygmies with blow guns would have been preferable to being married to a “Mackenzie.”

The only thing worse would to be hog tied and forced to listen to endless recordings of Maxine Waters and Nancy Pelosi or a class on economics taught by AOC.

She trades the car for a Domino's pizza in the end.

 

[Soulezoo]

That's sexy, need to see the pink!

 

[Soulezoo]

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Beautiful! P-47D with Hamilton Standard paddle blade prop.
A Hot Rod at 30,000 feet!
Not to be confused with Hot Rod P-47M!

 

[Soulezoo]

Christmas comes just once a year....

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Santa needs to come more than once a year

Love, love, love!!!

 

[Barneybdb]

Love, love, love!!!

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[1moaoff]

Nope!

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

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Now I have a sudden urge for a glass of milk.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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Is this like the campaign streamers we put on our unit flags?

 

[Flyingbullseye]

 

[M338]

Di

This is worth a watch guys..........

It DOES NOT turn out like you would expect.

Did not see that coming....

 

[SUIScide]

Di

Did not see that coming....

Crunch all you want. We’ll make more

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Soulezoo]

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Is it not funny that "Barney" likes this???

 

[Soulezoo]

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Nice ass... ruined her tits.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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[kriller134]

Is this like the campaign streamers we put on our unit flags?

This is at some museum at balboa park in San Diego. There were some other stupid shit there about injustice in the US and what makes this country great with index cards that people wrote on it. Sure as shit it was filled with liberal hate. I was gonna take some pictures of it, but the kid had to use the restroom, so I took off.

 

[Btrain]

Christmas comes just once a year....

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Santa needs to come more than once a year

killing me smalls

 

[quietmike]

If this doesn't bring back memories, you're too young.

 

[Barneybdb]

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Made me laugh, watching Terminator Genysis right now...

 

[Mooseknuckles]

This is worth a watch guys..........

It DOES NOT turn out like you would expect.

I actually got to watch and meet him when I was in college down in Arizona at Firebird raceway. Pretty damn cool. He blew up the hemi on his last run down the track.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Veer_G]

 

[sirhrmechanic]