Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Someone will be fapping themselves to this... no idea who. But someone.

Sirhr


A Texas midget walks into a doctor’s office. He’s all of three feet tall but wears a Stetson as big as the DFW metroplex. His belt buckle is big enough to use as an antennae for the NASA SETI program. His boots are so pointed that he kills cockroaches in the corner with them. Since Texas has become an open carry state, his six-gun’s muzzle is an inch off the floor when he walks because he’s so short.

The physician greets his patient, “hi Tex, what seems to be the problem today?”

Little Texas replied, “doctor, my testicles hurt me all the time. I can’t figure out what the problem is. You got to relieve me of the pain that I’m in.”

The physician replies, “that sounds awful. Maybe I can help you. Let’s take a look.”

The doctor reaches down, lifts the Texas midget up with both hands and stands him up on the gurney. Tex, just drop your gun belt and your pants so I can take a look.”

The doctor doesn’t even touch him but looks at his groin inquisitively with a few “hmms” and “awws.”

The Texas midget is a little put off with another man looking at his junk but this guy is a doctor and it should be okay.

The doctor goes over to a tray of medical instruments and picks a pair of shears that could castrate a long-horn steer that is at least 40 hands tall!

The Texas midget swallows the lump in his throat. Even though he’s little he has got to show that he’s tough enough to take whatever the doctor is going to do to him. Nevertheless, the midget averts his eyes to the doctor’s work by looking at the ceiling then closing them to what will come.

Miraculously, the Texas midget does not feel any pain. There is just a gentle tugging around the groin area but he’s still afraid to look and keeps his eyes closed.

The physician completes the procedure, pulls the pants up on the midget, zips the fly and buckles his belt. He hands him back the shooting iron.

After the midget straps his gun back on his waist, the doctor lifts him up in the same gentle manner and puts him back on the floor. “Tex, let’s see you walk.”

The little Lone Star resident walks across the floor then begins to jump and skip like a yearling in spring. He shakes the doctor’s hand with the gratitude of a condemned man receiving a pardon. “Doc, that’s absolutely amazing! I don’t feel anymore pain! What did you do?”

“It was just a simple procedure. I just cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots.”