I’ll bushwack 20mi in a day with my bow and not see a single fresh turd and this city bitch has a fucking 6x5 stick his head in her window. Maybe I need to swap out the cow piss for perfume.
I'd be braaaaping down the trail on my 2 stroke and somehow sneak up on deer eating, wild turkeys, coyotes, a moose, a wolf (I swear or it was a HUGE coyote) and Chupacabra once sleeping right on the trail (must've been a small coyote with mange 'cause I really don't know what it was