Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[fx77]

Couldn't be happening to a better sack of shit. That said, I'm going to have to teach my sons that before they have sex with a woman they need to get video consent and draw up a notarized contract. The #metoo shit is getting hipwaders deep.

Yes, but problem is that at any time after consent , the sex partner can say stop, and any pursuit thereafter is rape!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[MRiles]

 

[Maddybrook]

I read that Pete Buttiguge is so confident that he is going to the White House, that he already has his shit packed!

Cheers,

Sirhr

You owe me a Pepsi cause I just launched it out my nose!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

OH SHIT!

Just when I thought I've seen everything...

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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[Blue Sky Country]

Today's word of the day: BOOP

Little boop...

Big boop...



China boop...

 

[Longshot231]

 

[hankpac]

Snuffalupaguses and snuffalupagi both seem to be accepted plurals an least according to what is out there. Problem is those are Latin and Greek endings. Snuffle is of low German/ Dutch origin. Talking with my sister who has been in Germany for 9 years, best we can come up with complicated German grammar is Snuffalupagüsen or Snuffalupagusen for typing simplicity.

in Texas it is "Big-Ass Beast". don't wether to rope and brand em, or cull em.

 

[Sgt47]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

This is how legends are made

 

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[roostercogburn98]

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Welcome to NC. That’s all you see here and it drives me insane

 

[168BTHPM]

Welcome to NC. That’s all you see here and it drives me insane

When I lived in VA the biggest dickheads on the road had NC plates. Half of them drive slow in the fast lane then accelerate when you try to go around them. The other half try to bump draft you in bumper tp bumper commute traffic.

 

[Supersubes]

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I see your annoying truck trend, and raise you this nonsense.

 

[alfack]

I see your annoying truck trend, and raise you this nonsense.
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Dude, those are some sweet wheel spacers! ?

 

[roostercogburn98]

When I lived in VA the biggest dickheads on the road had NC plates. Half of them drive slow in the fast lane then accelerate when you try to go around them. The other half try to bump draft you in bumper tp bumper commute traffic.

Still the worst drivers anywhere I have been. I can’t stand to be on the roads here

 

[aprocast]

That is pretty moving

 

[168BTHPM]

I see your annoying truck trend, and raise you this nonsense.
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I didn't realize smallcox was that big of a problem.

 

[Jscb1b]

I didn't realize smallcox was that big of a problem.

If it was big, it would not be a problem.

 

[Dirty D]

Is granny single?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I had around 4K pounds of sand in the bed of my F250 and it didn't look like that..
When I first saw this idiotic fad I was just WTF? Dude it's a fucking truck!! How the hell are you going to haul anything? "Ummmm it looks cool though". Uhh NOOO it doesn't.

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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Spacers or just wheel offset? Maybe both.

Dude, those are some sweet wheel spacers! ?

 

[Cenry]

 

[Wild dog]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[kindabitey]

in Texas it is "Big-Ass Beast". don't wether to rope and brand em, or cull em.

Take it to the sale barn, somebody will give a at least .32/ lb for it

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Still the worst drivers anywhere I have been. I can’t stand to be on the roads here

Funny...this only occurs in the Yankee containment areas.
Our problems are imported.
But these fucking Yankees can have it, cause this Chikn? He gone!

 

[Newbie2020]

Is granny single?

Granny seems like the kind of gal that i doubt would care even if she wasn’t single.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[roostercogburn98]

Funny...this only occurs in the Yankee containment areas.
Our problems are imported.
But these fucking Yankees can have it, cause this Chikn? He gone!

I just happened to retire in yuppieville. Bunch of old and farm money. If that is such a thing

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Who remembers this?

 

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[texastonk]

LMAO, Funny shit up I here today. Good job fellas.