Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Nature vs Nurture

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powdahound76 said:
Those pics will be for my private viewing only.

I will post up a pic someday, probably not anything too wild and you will understand the hotness that is occurring.

Couldnt take them when she visited yesterday anyways. She was wearing a dress.
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You’re REALLLLLLY workin’ us here with allll that....you’re going to HAVE to give us SOMEthing man!
 
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Used to go to one of those places... the Golden Corral in Frederick, near Ft. Dietrich... There were cleaning staff who were so-recently removed from the Amazon Rainforest, that we used to joke that if we didn't tip them, we'd get a poison frog arrow dart through the neck... and there were women in there who would sit on a stool and sink to the floor....

We called it "The Trough." And it lived up to its name 110 percent.

Never, ever, go to a Golden Corral that is less than a mile from America's premiere bioweapons research center. Frankly, I'd not go to one of those places anywhere.... I am just passing on a bit of first hand advice.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. The Crispy Ebola Wings were really quite excellent. As were the Hanta fries. Just 'sayin. Not everything is a negative!
 
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While not motivational, I just want to add a comment. Over 20 years ago I got married, it was late in life for me. In one fell swoop I got a GSD, a 13 year old step daughter that was not happy to move out of New York City, a wife, & out laws. The whole kit.

The daughter became accustomed to the smell of gun oil when she came in the house & I was ‘cleaning’. Her question would be, which one you cleaning now? I can smell it coming in from the back porch!

Fast forward to now, when I see a ‘daily motivation’ I can send her, she gets them from my iPad. Please do not try to bad mouth guns to her, while she does not shoot (I think it is the noise) she is very pro gun.

So, after all of that, thank you @sirhrmechanic for your range card & social distance postings.

Maxwell
 
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Grandpa tells his loser grandson "All you kids do these days is play video games....
....When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris. We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn't pay for my drinks all night!"


The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back three days later, beat to piss, covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.

The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender -- but they beat the shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"

The grandfather says, "Well who the hell did you go with boy?"

The grandson says through tears, "My friends from school, who did you go with?"

The grandfather says, "The SS"
 
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Darayavaus said:
Grandpa tells his loser grandson "All you kids do these days is play video games....
....When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris. We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn't pay for my drinks all night!"


The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back three days later, beat to piss, covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.

The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"

The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender -- but they beat the shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"

The grandfather says, "Well who the hell did you go with boy?"

The grandson says through tears, "My friends from school, who did you go with?"

The grandfather says, "The SS"
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you assholes and your SS jokes are totally hurtful and offensive to me because my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

It was Sobibor, to be exact. 1944. He got really drunk on schnapps, fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.

Stop making fun of the SS you bastards!

Sirhr
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
you assholes and your SS jokes are totally hurtful and offensive to me because my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

It was Sobibor, to be exact. 1944. He got really drunk on schnapps, fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.

Stop making fun of the SS you bastards!

Sirhr
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