Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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It’s not EVERday you get “hear” Morgan Freeman (a gay man) say “Titty Sprinkles”. That was not right at all, it was like a narrator talking and everything, not right at alllll! I DID laugh my ass off and did bring my growing grandson out to read it, I wanted to leave one more of many “lasting” impressions in his life by earlier letting him see the sprinkles pic so when ever he or anyone orders sprinkles he will remember....well, TITTY SPRINKLES! HEY, could be worse
. Sometimes I’m bad...but, he’s nearly 17. He was laughing even before Freeman “said” the last line. Lmao we were crying...good one!
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one of the reasons I love this thread is that it’s the only place I’m exposed to internet meme culture. The bitch with the cat etc, all that shit, I hadn’t seen it. These funeral dancers make me laugh so hard — maybe I have some problems, but that “sympathy card” is the funniest thing in a lot of pages.
I had to post this again. My sons’ legos are fucking everywhere and this shirt is too funny.
When double-decker buses were being rolled out in London there was public fear they'd too easily tip over. A public awareness campaign was launched to assure them they were safe to ride.
At Allll!
Amazing how simple adding the word OR to something can change the argument so much.
§ 46.2-849. How signals given.
A. Signals required by § 46.2-848 shall be given by means of the hand and arm or by some mechanical or electrical device approved by the Superintendent, in the manner specified in this section. Whenever the signal is given by means of the hand and arm, the driver shall indicate his intention to start, stop, turn, or partly turn by extending the hand and arm beyond the left side of the vehicle in the manner following:
1. For left turn or to pull to the left, the arm shall be extended in a horizontal position straight from and level with the shoulder;
2. For right turn or to pull to the right, the arm shall be extended upward;
3. For slowing down or stopping, the arm shall be extended downward.
B. Wherever the lawful speed is more than 35 miles per hour, such signals shall be given continuously for a distance of at least 100 feet, and in all other cases at least 50 feet, before slowing down, stopping, turning, or partly turning.
§ 46.2-849. How signals given.
A. Signals required by § 46.2-848 shall be given by means of the hand and arm or by some mechanical or electrical device approved by the Superintendent, in the manner specified in this section. Whenever the signal is given by means of the hand and arm, the driver shall indicate his intention to start, stop, turn, or partly turn by extending the hand and arm beyond the left side of the vehicle in the manner following:
1. For left turn or to pull to the left, the arm shall be extended in a horizontal position straight from and level with the shoulder;
2. For right turn or to pull to the right, the arm shall be extended upward;
3. For slowing down or stopping, the arm shall be extended downward.
B. Wherever the lawful speed is more than 35 miles per hour, such signals shall be given continuously for a distance of at least 100 feet, and in all other cases at least 50 feet, before slowing down, stopping, turning, or partly turning.
All I can think of are the hands being backwards.
I would be more impressed, if that whole top section would have been loaded with engineers - especially with all of them on the "down hill" side.
Thick like oatmeal, confident AF!!! yes please!!!
While I disagree, at least she puts her crazy out there so everyone can recognize it. Way too many tattoos, and that split tongue thing is just creepy
And so... it’s suddenly okay to walk in a bank wearing a mask now?
And it'll never be that clean again.
The governor of the state I live in has decreed that stores that he has graciously allowed to operate must deny entrance to anyone not wearing a mask. Because of ridiculously convoluted liquor laws, everyone has to show ID to buy beer or wine in a grocery store (but not in beer distributor or state liquor store). A local grocery store sports a sign that says "MUST REMOVE MASK WHEN PURCHASING ALCOHOL"
