Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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That's a bunch of bullshit. If I was there CO, I would be relieving the on-site OIC of command and start court martial proceedings against him/her and everyone else that thought they could act like Madonna in BDUs.

They were sent there to do a job and not dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.

It's Atlanta, so...
 
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.

When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "*(&^ no, they ain't twins!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the *(&^ would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?

"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."