Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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MRiles said:
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, filmmakers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, fighter pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message.
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Seems more athletes are evolving into liberals too...
 
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hermosabeach said:
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This is great, a real laugh, TOTALLY. I DONT CARE who “we” are you have to have some real fun with some funny TRUE SHIT!! That’s real... WHITE (CAAAAAUCASION), BLACK, ASIAN, WHATEVERRRR. Real shit is the funniest shit around. I LOVED WATCHING THIS BECAUSE OF THE JOKES. Somebody out there would rip me a thousand new assholes if they saw this and they wouldn’t get it but we could joke about that all day long. I guess that’s all I have to say about that. 🤙
 
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New KAREN ALERT...WoopWoopWoopWoop...NEW KAREN ALERT!!🚨
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ACLU Associate Warns University Nick Sandmann A ‘Provocateur,’ ‘Dangerous.’ University Prof: ‘I Get Where You Are Coming From’

After a graduate of Kentucky’s Transylvania University who currently works with the ACLU ripped the idea of the university accepting Nick Sandman, writing that Sandmann “clearly is a provocateur in training” and “dangerous,” an Assistant Professor and Diversity Scholar at the university...
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Cheek Weld said:
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Bringing up the UN....As most of you probably know, this statue has been in front of the UN for decades.

Just shut your mouth and keep paying them taxes, Patriot!

We know what's best for you.....
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Funny how all of us Patriot, Constitution loving, 2A fans have not toppled that statue of obvious oppression of our rights.

Oh wait, we all have jobs.....
 
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sirhrmechanic said:
I am not even close to worthy... but I do have many (over 1000) of his masterworks saved up and filed away, rescued from the old thread and saved over time. Eventually and in a few months, when I get through reading 400 pages a week and writing 6,000 words a week on my masters degree (in addition to working full-time), I will put them back where they belong here on the thread. In the interim, I sit like an unworthy disciple awaiting the return of the master who has chosen to wander the desert for 40 years or so.

Cheers,

Sirhr
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Did you ever get around to posting Shanks masterpieces and if so what page did you start on?😁 I'm having a slow day and decided to scroll back through motivational pics from page one.
 
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gunjunkie45 said:
Did you ever get around to posting Shanks masterpieces and if so what page did you start on?😁 I'm having a slow day and decided to scroll back through motivational pics from page one.
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I did... but many of them were on photobucket and similar and long expired. It did kickstart the new MPT with a lot of classics. Alas, many gone now!

Cheers, Sirhr
 
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