Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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My money is on you D, but if she still has a pulse then she is still a nasty ugly commie.
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down.
A female checker walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The girl thought for a moment and said:
"No, no I didn't....... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."..
A female checker walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open."
Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
When he was just about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open."
He zipped up and finished his shopping.
At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the girl was that told him about his "barracks door."
He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?"
The girl thought for a moment and said:
"No, no I didn't....... but I saw a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."..
- Nov 3, 2010
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@Jscb1b - I think its a war memorial for fathers who didnt return.
- Nov 3, 2010
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Apparently nobody ever told the big bad wolf not to swim until at least 30 minutes after he ate
No, only one silhouette of the male figure.
My wife and I attended a baby shower this summer where they played that exact same game.
Mine said that she would like a nice vacuum cleaner. I may well be stupid, but not a stupid sucker.
