Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[EddieNFL]

If you have a little time while you're at the airport and are hungry, most restaurants on the field have a special menu for the air crews. You won't need to order off the air crew menu. Just walk in the restaurant with the same cocky-devil-may-care attitude while wearing those sparkly Ray-Bans and tell the waitress, "I'll just have the 'high-speed-buffet' today." Be sure to address her as "baby."

There is also a beer brewed for pilots only. You have to know the code to order (K9P). Pilots, especially fighter types, drink this stuff like John Force's funny car drank alcohol fuel.

 

[--BLACKOUT--]

 

[akmike47]

Look at those shoulders and hands. I think this may be a dude. Also, the face looks kinda masculine.

No that’s just a female body builder. They get that way from working out and steroids. They develop masculine features and deeper voices. Clit gets big too

If they are a decently serious body builder they all get that way.

An old boss of mine had a wife that dwarfed this woman, looked like Arnold in drag, gross.

 

[TripleBull]

Nothing says Christmas like a bag full of ammo

 

[123Nick]

 

[Steel head]

 

[168BTHPM]

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[memyselfi]

Saw this on history channel

 

[Zorrosdens]

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Ever The Buttman.....Steel head, Merry Christmas.

 

[Zorrosdens]

Saw this on history channel

Good one!

 

[TripleBull]

 

[Steel head]

Ever The Buttman.....Steel head, Merry Christmas.

Merry assmas to you as well

 

[4065HW]

8pt & 10pt this morning. 8pt is carrying back left. has a cut foot. Shot 2 spikes earlier in yr. Freezer is full. Just watching what shows up.

 

[Dog&Jeep]

 

[Anb618]

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That back leg looks rough. Easily twice the diameter it should be. Looks like a good mercy kill if you or a friend have a spare tag here at the end of season.

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Window licker?

 

[Jefe's Dope]

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

There's a group on facebook where we share funny shit.

Below is the list of times I've been banned, all from posting shit that I've found in this thread.

Merry Christmas to all of you who keep my stupid ass off of that God forsaken shit show they call social media.

To Facebook AI, fuck you and may you rot in hell.

 

[Anb618]

Christmas Day is meant for day-drinking and family. Family starting to show up now to see the baby girls, so I begin. Merry Christmas everyone.

 

[Maxwell]

@Anb618 am I invited too? Will bring the pepperoni pizza (extra large) & a case of Stella.

Maxwell

 

[Anb618]

@Anb618 am I invited too? Will bring the pepperoni pizza (extra large) & a case of Stella.

Maxwell

Well hell, we’re already pushing the limits of how many people my house can entertain so what’s one more? Skip the Stella and just bring me some OJ. I forgot to pick some up for my Christmas Tito’s screwdrivers with my lunchtime breakfast casserole. It’s just not as good with straight bourbon.

 

[91Eunozs]

Merry Christmas everyone

 

[fxdwgkd]

Merry Christmas everyone

That pic reminds me of my pre-teen years waiting for a picture to load on the early days of dial up, what a boner killer waiting for a boob to appear. JC Penney catalog was quicker and occasionally you could see a nip thru their bra.

 

[Steel head]

It’s Christmas and flexible Friday!

 

[Steel head]

 

[502Chevelle]

If I tried to do that shit, you could hear my bones cracking for 100 miles. That’s why I come on here so you fuckers can post pics of gorgeous young ladies doing it for me. I’ll be happy to just watch. And I’m talking about the young lady above. Mr Steel head snuck one in on me while I was typing.

 

[Broncovan]

It’s Christmas and flexible Friday!
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What position is that called?
Dead spider, inverted turtle?

 

[502Chevelle]

@Broncovan that will take a little investigation time to figure out. I’ll get right on it.

 

[Doc68]

That pic reminds me of my pre-teen years waiting for a picture to load on the early days of dial up, what a boner killer waiting for a boob to appear. JC Penney catalog was quicker and occasionally you could see a nip thru their bra.

Yup Sears and JC Penney catalogs. Plus sunday papers with all the store sales ads.

Doc

 

[Steel head]

 

[Waorani]

 

[RajunKajun59]

Larry Stewart - "I ran into a fellow in the woods while showing property and couldn’t take my eyes off his gun. I eventually had to ask him if it was warped. He said he had it built that way because he was right handed but left eye dominate." Have you ever seen anything like this?

 

[Thorny]

Guy brought this in wanted to bore sight it. Said he couldn't get it on paper.

 

[Jscb1b]

Savage?

 

[Belt fed]

 

[JimTN]

Christmas Day is meant for day-drinking and family. Family starting to show up now to see the baby girls, so I begin. Merry Christmas everyone.
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My SIL got me one of those glasses for xmas, wife is washing it now so I can try it out for the "holidays".

 

[IowaPlinker]

Savage?

Hey now! She may not feed reliably or eject every time, but the barrel is STRAIGHT!

 

[powerspc]

Larry Stewart - "I ran into a fellow in the woods while showing property and couldn’t take my eyes off his gun. I eventually had to ask him if it was warped. He said he had it built that way because he was right handed but left eye dominate." Have you ever seen anything like this?

That is awesome

 

[Thud]

Dang hot time in old town toight.

 

[Thud]

Larry Stewart - "I ran into a fellow in the woods while showing property and couldn’t take my eyes off his gun. I eventually had to ask him if it was warped. He said he had it built that way because he was right handed but left eye dominate." Have you ever seen anything like this?

I've seen it done with a lot of shotgun stocks.

 

[clcustom1911]

What position is that called?
Dead spider, inverted turtle?

Pending Child Support

 

[clcustom1911]

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Thems are tit-tays. Fantastical

 

[Tazman308]

 

[ColinW]

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There's got to be a name for this lovely lady & I'm sure everyone is wondering what it is. Ya know.... "Asking for a friend"

 

[Thorny]

Savage?

Pretty sure it was. That pic was from a few years ago.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]