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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Not that it matters but if you were 2% body fat “naturally” you’d be dead a long time ago.
the brain and organs need more than that to function if not they shut down.
the little pinchers aren’t accurate and neither are scales that put a current through you.
for a proper measurement you need to be physically measured, weighed and put in a bath of water.
I despise that slimeball as much as any of you, but this is photoshopped. Original is a family of three from England; Levine has been pasted in, along with the badly done blue hair on the right.
that can not be a real pic, this had to have been photoshoped
they look like there all about to dies any one of 9 heart diseases any minute
ive seen the one in the center on the news before
just because he/she is ugly as all fuck doesn't mean he/she isn't smart
but damnit man/her take care of yourself
Agreed! We are going to need you to be more accurate with the details of your stories. Did you ride for 18 months straight? Like a Mongolian or whichever ancient horse people were rumored to never dismount for days at a time? Also when you say skinny guys get colder, does that mean internal body temp, like core temp? Or is that just an opinion? We need to know the fucking facts.
Not that it matters, but I am using a form of passive aggressive sarcasm to occupy my time "naturally".
Oh, and by the way, I weighed your mom in a water bath. To be fair, I got her wet before she went in.
Thats to high stakes for me. I'm going play the spent primers slot
It was just a figure of speech. Hell....idk my actual percent. Everyone called me skinny all of my life.
Well shit! It damn sure felt like 24, 7, 365. I like being horseback, but everyday with mud, steel, concrete, equipment and steam ain't my idea of fun. Throw what seems like 6 months of winter with ice and snow......not my cup of tea. I can't imagine being stuck in Bastogne during WWII.
I do know I am cold and some fat ass is walking around in a t shirt sweating his ass off in January.....and not because he is working hard. It is because he has a layer of lard.....like a seal. You know, fat.
Enjoy MILF Monday - sorry I had to cover up the “good parts” to stay within the rules.
Someone is going to have a good evening
Someone is going to have a good evening
Is that yours? If so I'd have been in it long before I thought to take a pic. 
Had a calf die on me this morning. Was up and looking for mana when I put hay out. By the time I was done and went back to count calves she was standing over the body.
It happens, but it is essentially a $600 loss.
Looking forward to warmer weather in a few days. Damn cold has my cows calving early. Had another in the cab of the truck warning up today.
It happens, but it is essentially a $600 loss.
Looking forward to warmer weather in a few days. Damn cold has my cows calving early. Had another in the cab of the truck warning up today.
It’s not too bad until your in up to your shoulder on one of those heifers trying to get that slip chain around the calf’s head to pull it.......
good response, I have worked outside in it all my life, I am 66 years old, I fricking hate it now.
how many you pull before? Are you not supposed to put the chain on the front feet rather than the head? The feet almost always have to come first
You can PM the good parts!!
Just wondering, I'm not a cattle person - if they're calving, doesn't that actually make them 'not a heifer'?
With a phone.
Shoulda hit that MF HARD.
Around here it goes by this:
Heifer - no calf.
First calf Heifer - had one calf. Never knew why it went like this, but it does.
Anyway, if its her first and it ain't out - its a heifer. Not being a virgin doesn't make it a cow.
If its your friends ex-wife and she's fat, she a heifer, no matter how many kids she's had. Unless she's a fat cow, in which case your bud really sucks at choosing women.
I pushed our breeding to March babies
I pushed our breeding so that we will be calving in March. Soooooo glad that I did. I would normally be in the middle of it. I feel for you, but glad that I ain't close enough to help.
Same side of family
Grand father use to tell us how the original tires on his car were cotton/canvas.
Would get a flat after about 20 Miles in Brooklyn
edit..1920’s ny
We know who’s going to have a pure conniption fit over THOSE FULL RED SOLES!
All of the 420 mile marker signs in CO have been replaced.
I’ve pulled more than a few, always had more luck around the head but I’ve done the feet as well....
Yup, more than one way to do it for sure. Just because you have feet doesn't mean that you wont have a head that is turned back. No matter what its usually time to get gooey up to your elbows.
So we just spam milf pics today?
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I remember a few years ago my dad and one of his buddies talking about the older cars. Friend said”they don’t make them like that anymore “ my dad said he’ll no they don’t, I used to have to work on them on weekends to make sure they would run the work week, and if you got 60,000 miles out of one it was a fucking miracle!!!!
I wasn’t disappointed!
90° is an easy summer day for us. My part of the state, humidity is regularly over 85% all year. Summer can get to 110° to go with it. Cold, wet, wet air. Fuck this shit!
Picked up my daughter from school and another dad told me of a friend of his that moved here from Ohio. We had a winter. Spring lasts about a week, then it's summer. Fall lasts about a week then it's winter. The following June he packed up and was headed back to Ohio. "There's no break, hot as hell, then cold as a sled dog's ass."
I'll take the heat. I hate the cold.
Same here. If it hits 95 and you give me a big enough rock I can be a lizard, baking and loving it. The worst is to be in the coast in February trying to fish in the surf and pretend I’m having a good time. Nope, pure misery.
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