Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Far more dangerous than that is a range cow with a calf. Pet Bull, yeah. People trust 'em when they shouldn't.

Our former accountant used to keep a cow and calf on their property each year.

Till one day they discovered that what humans think of as a big set of solid barriers is more like twigs to an angry cow that wants to get to her calf right now.....

They decided sticking with chickens and bees was a lot safer.
 
I learned at an early age. If you can eat that taco like a Boss. She don't care about the size, she's going to tell her friends and you will never go without reciprocation.

It doesn't bother me a bit. 😁
Like I’ve always said...”Hung like a hamster, tongue like a rattlesnake!”
 
That shit’s wind chill. Been that way here for a week here in Iowa. Big deal. Suck it up buttercup.

Here’s Baudette & International Falls, MN actual temp. No wind chill. Fortunately, minimal to no wind blowing so wind chill temps are the same.
I'd rather have -29 degrees on a calm day than - 36 wind chill. Wind chill means that's what it feels like buttercup. Enough with the comparing who's the toughest cold weather mfer, some old woman in Siberia would be laughing at us.
 
How the fuck is it, that every time we get some lovely ladies, y’all start talking about fucking cows? I swear I feel like I’m on the set of Brokeback Mountain!
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How the fuck is it, that every time we get some lovely ladies, y’all start talking about fucking cows? I swear I feel like I’m on the set of Brokeback Mountain!

Feel free to use the incognito function to search porn without your big ol' mean wife finding out and kicking your ass 😉.

That way dudes don't have to filter through normal conversations to see tits on a gun website.
 
The most dangerous animal in the world is a pet bull. You never know when you day will come. Especially in breeding season.
That right there ... My grandpa had one nice breeder Bull, nice easygoing, and he would just lead him around anywhere by wrapping middle finger around the Nose Ring and talking to him with little pull on the nose . Was like that for years with him . But one time, he was just being a little out of his head ( just rough playing ) and knocked him down, roughed him up on the ground with forehead pressing, rolling him . Busted him up pretty good on the Ribs and set him back a couple weeks .
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I learned at an early age. If you can eat that taco like a Boss. She don't care about the size, she's going to tell her friends and you will never go without reciprocation.

It doesn't bother me a bit. 😁
Keep telling yourself that Sunshine. Size Matters to all women. Doesn't matter how well you eat that taco, she's calling one of your friends who has a big dick...