Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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"Get your damn boots off the ceiling of my car or get out!!!"
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So a couple of decades ago my girlfriend and I were fuking in my truck. We were in an undeveloped neighborhood, just the streets were there. Things were going great until police on their regular rounds notice the vehicle and showed up.
Not a big deal, we explained to the officer our living situation as we are both living with parents at the time and really had nowhere to go. officer check on her make sure everything's all right and everybody goes on about their way.
Living with my parents at the time had to go to the hardware store with Mom the next day. Mg guess what she found... footprints on my windshield and headliner... LOL. "Why are there footprints on your windshield" then she noticed the ones on the headliner, "oh, nevermind"
So yeah keep the feet off glass, ceiling etc.
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So a couple of decades ago my girlfriend and I were fuking in my truck. We were in an undeveloped neighborhood, just the streets were there. Things were going great until police on their regular rounds notice the vehicle and showed up.
Not a big deal, we explained to the officer our living situation as we are both living with parents at the time and really had nowhere to go. officer check on her make sure everything's all right and everybody goes on about their way.
Living with my parents at the time had to go to the hardware store with Mom the next day. Mg guess what she found... footprints on my windshield and headliner... LOL. "Why are there footprints on your windshield" then she noticed the ones on the headliner, "oh, nevermind"
So yeah keep the feet off glass, ceiling etc.
Don’t worry, your boyfriend will console you Felicia.
Stolen from someone else, sorry. Not really.
If she was on an island with Hannibal Lector at least he wouldn’t run out of food for a while!
That fuckin guy is a prime candidate for the Biden administration!
Nothing a sledgehammer couldn’t fix!
Old ladies are great!
They don’t smell,
They don’t swell,
And they’re great full as hell.
Well, as much as I want to agree with you on that one, I have to believe that the original, non-PhotoHacked shot would look much better. That is such a bad hack job that it ruins the picture for me.
