Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Where did you find that? My ex-wife has been looking for it. She blamed me for stealing it and threatened to put a hex on me if I didn't return it.

Fortunately I managed to convince her that I didn't take it. So I'm safe for now.

It's getting close to Halloween. It might make the perfect gift for the Vice President.

You should send it to her. It would be the patriotic thing to do.

I know my ex-wife can't use it anymore. She had to get another one with extra thrust.

She had a lot of trouble clearing the trees with all that extra weight that she's carrying with the old model.
 
Where did you find that? My ex-wife has been looking for it. She blamed me for stealing it and threatened to put a hex on me if I didn't return it.

Fortunately I managed to convince her that I didn't take it. So I'm safe for now.

It's getting close to Halloween. It might make the perfect gift for the Vice President.

You should send it to her. It would be the patriotic thing to do.

I know my ex-wife can't use it anymore. She had to get another one with extra thrust.

She had a lot of trouble clearing the trees with all that extra weight that she's carrying with the old model.
You obviously don't have a dirty mind...
 
Your boyfriend probably could…..
So someone is supposed to be gay if they don't like garage sale Tupperware guns? I own lots of handguns but only 1 Glock because they are cheap utilitarian tools like you. The only reason I own that Glock is because a Navy Seal friend gave it to me when he got home from Libya after a deployment and it has the Bone Frog engraved on it. Can you see it in the photo?

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So someone is supposed to be gay if they don't like garage sale Tupperware guns? I own lots of handguns but only 1 Glock because they are cheap utilitarian tools like you. The only reason I own that Glock is because a Navy Seal friend gave it to me when he got home from Libya after a deployment and it has the Bone Frog engraved on it. Can you see it in the photo?

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Ha ha damn man lighten up.....LOL I was just busting your balls a little, but it does appear that Glock is the only handgun in your safe you have ready for business just saying........LOL
 

A buddy of mine from my Coast Guard days hailed from southwestern Virginia and from time to time came up with some interesting words and phrases. He frequently called anyone who made stupid decisions or acted foolishly “stumblefuck”. It’s been a long time since I’ve found someone who aptly fit that term. But Joe Biden perfectly sums up stumblefuck.
 
So someone is supposed to be gay if they don't like garage sale Tupperware guns? I own lots of handguns but only 1 Glock because they are cheap utilitarian tools like you. The only reason I own that Glock is because a Navy Seal friend gave it to me when he got home from Libya after a deployment and it has the Bone Frog engraved on it. Can you see it in the photo?

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What I see is that you have some space for more.
Step up your game!
 
Ha ha damn man lighten up.....LOL I was just busting your balls a little, but it does appear that Glock is the only handgun in your safe you have ready for business just saying........LOL

Add me to your list. I have several that stay ready, but zero glocks. They are trade bait only for me. I do have a couple of polymer frame pistols, but none are currently glocks. No question that they are reliable, but they aren't more reliable than the other ones that are better ergonomically than the gun that gaston stole.

He is an absolute POS, by the way. Cheated his partners first, then made sure his family can't touch his money.
 
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So someone is supposed to be gay if they don't like garage sale Tupperware guns? I own lots of handguns but only 1 Glock because they are cheap utilitarian tools like you. The only reason I own that Glock is because a Navy Seal friend gave it to me when he got home from Libya after a deployment and it has the Bone Frog engraved on it. Can you see it in the photo?

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Keeping the per person gun ownership at a great level!!!
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Ha ha damn man lighten up.....LOL I was just busting your balls a little, but it does appear that Glock is the only handgun in your safe you have ready for business just saying........LOL
Same, same just having fun with an sharp edge.

In all reality I am not much of a handgun guy. I got them as investments or got them in trades, however, if I am defending myself with a handgun it's going to be with a Sig and I have already run out of rifle and shotgun ammo.

Glocks are good for artsy crafty people because you can stipple them with a soldering iron or wood burning kit. They make good chew toys too. While I am at it I might as well piss off the 1911 owners too. I only own one of them (got it in an trade), my father owns more than any 10 people should and they never did appeal to me.

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Same, same just having fun with an sharp edge.

In all reality I am not much of a handgun guy. I got them as investments or got them in trades, however, if I am defending myself with a handgun it's going to be with a Sig and I have already run out of rifle and shotgun ammo.

Glocks are good for artsy crafty people because you can stipple them with a soldering iron or wood burning kit. They make good chew toys too. While I am at it I might as well piss off the 1911 owners too. I only own one of them (got it in an trade), my father owns more than any 10 people should and they never did appeal to me.

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To be honest I was never much of a Glock guy. I didn’t really care for the way they looked or felt and didn’t like that they had no external safety. I actually just bought my first Glock about a month ago (G19 gen 5) I don’t even know why I just had the urge for some reason I was in Sportsman’s Warehouse they had one so I said “fuck it let’s see what the fuss is about) I really like it I shoot it pretty damn good and it has been my EDC.
One thing I have learned is bringing up “Glock” will stir more shit on gun forums than politics…..lol

Ok ready for ball busting….lol
 
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To be honest I was never much of a Glock guy. I didn’t really care for the way they looked or felt and didn’t like that they had no external safety. I actually just bought my first Glock about a month ago (G19 gen 5) I don’t even know why I just had the urge for some reason I was in Sportsman’s Warehouse they had one so I said “fuck it let’s see what the fuss is about) I really like it I shoot it pretty damn good and it has been my EDC.
One thing I have learned is bringing up “Glock” will stir more shit on gun forums than politics…..lol

Ok ready for ball busting….lol
I prefer a pistol with an external or thumb safety as well, I also prefer decocking hammer guns over striker fire guns. Glock did make a few with a thumb safety. You are right, bringing up the Glock thing in shooting forums is like going to a truck and tractor pull and yelling Ford Sucks, even though they do, someone will jump in and want to argue. Uh oh, somebody driving an F-150 with a Glock fetish is going to be pissed now. Shit now I have to own up and tell you I do own one Ford, an F-150 Lariat. At least it isn't a Prius and it's not my primary wheels. Shit I own a Glock and a Ford, time for some life choices introspection.

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Glock did make a few with a thumb safety.

I had no idea. I bought my daughter a Shield because she's more comfortable with the thumb safety. She was still a teenager at the time (we were shooting USPSA) and carrying a 26. I'm fine carrying a round chambered (+1, you know) in my 43. Haven't shot myself yet, but if it had been an option when the 43 came out, I would probably have gone with it.

.. and, as this is a PICTURE thread:
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So someone is supposed to be gay if they don't like garage sale Tupperware guns? I own lots of handguns but only 1 Glock because they are cheap utilitarian tools like you. The only reason I own that Glock is because a Navy Seal friend gave it to me when he got home from Libya after a deployment and it has the Bone Frog engraved on it. Can you see it in the photo?

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"tupperware guns"

OK, boomer. lol
 
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Take the Glock bullshit to another thread!! Even better, just go to Glocksucksdonkeydick. Cum or something and enjoy it there.
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Don’t worry I am sure some more T&A will be coming up soon you will be back to your regularly scheduled spank fest in no time!
 
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