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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

She’d put a curve in your dick, one leg on your shoulder would cause some torque issues.

Also if she wore the leg in doggy what if it malfunctions and starts kicking you in the taint?
Should be more worried about a carbon fiber sliver in the dick. A kick to the taint is just her telling you to hurry up and nut.
 


Actually he did. He just never got the guts to ask her out, and he showed up just two seconds too late to save her and was haunted by it for the rest of his life.
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Those are NOT "children's books". At all. Every single theme covered in them are for mature adults.
 
"YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY..."

Holy shitballs, somebody made a mic drop with this one. Share this shit and make it viral...
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ETA: Respond to all gun control advocates on Youtube, any gun control advocate, on any video this way: "Yeah I get it... I will own nothing and I will be happy right? Come on, make a move already. I ain't getting any younger"...
 
Yes @Dirty D , I know you know I'm an asshole, but in my defense, I'm an uncultured, well-developed, high capacity, high throughput (outies only) asshole. I once received the Asses International Asshole of the Year Award, so there, mofo! Now, before I return you to your regularly schedule titty and ass-festingness, I'll just share this hilarious twit, er, tweet, I mean, it's Mocktober, so Twit'er'Tweet:

 
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