Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Bandit320]

Valeria Lakhina

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Photo of Ukrainian fashion model Valeria Lakhina. ID 649995.

www.fashionmodeldirectory.com

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[lariat]

HEY! I found the Rosetta Stone. Fuck that “men are from Mars women are from Venus” bullshit. Here it is. But, anyone that’s been married for more than five years already knows but hasn’t told anyone. Bastards.

 

[lariat]

I see, yes ma'am, and is that when you noticed your ass was stolen ?

And they didn’t even jack it up before they stole it….

 

[TripleBull]

Who you calling an asshole, asshole?




GBSSE (go be short somewhere else)
Funny since Im all of 5’7”

 

[Fx51LP308]

Valeria Lakhina

Photo of fashion model Valeria Lakhina - ID 649995 | Models | The FMD

Photo of Ukrainian fashion model Valeria Lakhina. ID 649995.

www.fashionmodeldirectory.com

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Yeah, this couldn't be Dina Meyer. The Cheek bones are too high!

 

[ubettcha]

From 4;22 on is a must see. This Aussie gets it. FOr those that don't know Az is now confiscating bank accounts and any income if you don't get the jab.

Sin Shake Sin - The Masquerade

Sin Shake Sin - The Masquerade! Rodger On Poopy Pants Biden! Our NEW FAVORITE Down Under Cousin, next to Mike! #LetsGoBrandon #LGB #FJB #LGBFJB

rumble.com

 

[SQ54]

HEY! I found the Rosetta Stone. Fuck that “men are from Mars women are from Venus” bullshit. Here it is. But, anyone that’s been married for more than five years already knows but hasn’t told anyone. Bastards.

The two answers you need for every question:

Baby, you look fat in everything.

or

I don’t care.

one or the other will work, but you must be prepared to use the second one at any moment without any hesitation when dealing with women. It will stop all the bull shit.

 

[Marinevet1]

My cousin was a stripper and introduced me to a few she worked with. She was a good wingman!!!

Pics of the stripper cousin.........

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Averageman]

HEY! I found the Rosetta Stone. Fuck that “men are from Mars women are from Venus” bullshit. Here it is. But, anyone that’s been married for more than five years already knows but hasn’t told anyone. Bastards.

It is impossible to understand them, you have better chances finding chilled water in hell.

 

[Boatninja]

Do these qualify as "Stabby"?

 

[ubettcha]

Challenge accepted.


A more accurate title "percentage who REPORTED owning guns"

Because there is no way in hell MA owns more guns than NH....guns fucking grow on trees in NH

maybe so but Money grows on trees in Ma. I have a friend that has 1 of 38 automag sets. 38 super 41 and 44 plus a second 44 just because he can. The same guy has all but 1 production year of lugers and 1 of each officer-issue version for the various commands. Helped him inventory last year if 400 is an avg collection you'd almost match half his pistol collection. Once we get to rifles it gets stupid. Safes of Weatherby's a few MP40's a few other more expensive class 3 items also. He also has the ammo to feed everything he owns some only 100 rounds loaded others he has palettes of ammo for due to multiple same caliber stuff.
Another buddy I deal with has a cellar built into a safe room. The whole thing has racks and rows of high-dollar low production number stuff. Another is into themes and has for instance sniper rifles from every nato country as well as class 3 stuff and pistol themes. All the different S&W police revolvers Colt's stuff 1911's from most mfg's
In percentages, the north country folk do beat us by a wide margin however the people that do have firearms in Mass usually have a lot of them. I have more at my mom or dad's house than I have at my house simply because I don't need my wife crawling up my ass to sell any of them.

 

[tiger13]

Gotta have a few of those in life!!!

Bad decisions make the best memories!!!

I've known a few people that weren't stupid, but just never heard the train coming. They have the best stories.

 

[Dirty D]

You're so fat and poor that I don't even think they'd let you back in the Coast Guard.

Somebody’s still mad that the USCG sank 11 Kriegsmarine subs and the Kriegsmarine never sank a single cutter.

 

[Maxduty]

HEY! I found the Rosetta Stone. Fuck that “men are from Mars women are from Venus” bullshit. Here it is. But, anyone that’s been married for more than five years already knows but hasn’t told anyone. Bastards.

This is the type of girl you walk up to and just say"smash?" that's a straight up yes or no and she knows what you mean. And that chick is hot. I'd ask

 

[Maxduty]

Somebody’s still mad that the USCG sank 11 Kriegsmarine subs and the Kriegsmarine never sank a single cutter.

Cause the subs couldn't get into the puddles to fire back?

 

[1J04]

Somebody’s still mad that the USCG sank 11 Kriegsmarine subs and the Kriegsmarine never sank a single cutter.

SHOT's FIRED!

SHOT's FIRED!

OMG!

 

[SQ54]

Fun TheGerman trivia fact:

I have NEVER been to a strip club in my life outside of one time in Jax Beach where we had to go in and find/drag out a friend before he was about to get arrested.

Also, wife #1 was a Russian stripper.

I had an argument with a Russian stripper. This->

was in every port in the Med when we pulled in on the Iwo Jima (LPH-2) and she was there on that aft deck every night watching as we returned to the ship after a day of frolicing with the natives. I don’t speak Russian but I understood every word she said to me.

 

[Dirty D]

SHOT's FIRED!

SHOT's FIRED!

OMG!

That’s nice now get your ass and (purty) mouth back in the morale barrel.

 

[Ramius]

 

[rtB]

Whore dear yuo!

 

[Belt fed]

Maybe you've seen this. If so, it's time to see it again.

 

[Redhook]

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They hold a furry convention in my city every year. If that's what I can find underneath, I'm considering attending next year.

 

[Redhook]

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Wait, wait, wait. Neil Armstrong is American. NASA is an American organization. The moon landing was an American funded mission. Who in the hell would make a compairison using a "football pitch" as a reference?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Aussie Joe]

 

[EddieNFL]

maybe so but Money grows on trees in Ma. I have a friend that has 1 of 38 automag sets. 38 super 41 and 44 plus a second 44 just because he can. The same guy has all but 1 production year of lugers and 1 of each officer-issue version for the various commands. Helped him inventory last year if 400 is an avg collection you'd almost match half his pistol collection. Once we get to rifles it gets stupid. Safes of Weatherby's a few MP40's a few other more expensive class 3 items also. He also has the ammo to feed everything he owns some only 100 rounds loaded others he has palettes of ammo for due to multiple same caliber stuff.
Another buddy I deal with has a cellar built into a safe room. The whole thing has racks and rows of high-dollar low production number stuff. Another is into themes and has for instance sniper rifles from every nato country as well as class 3 stuff and pistol themes. All the different S&W police revolvers Colt's stuff 1911's from most mfg's
In percentages, the north country folk do beat us by a wide margin however the people that do have firearms in Mass usually have a lot of them. I have more at my mom or dad's house than I have at my house simply because I don't need my wife crawling up my ass to sell any of them.

 

[Steel head]

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[VA-Varminter]

 

[Steel+Killer]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[TheGerman]

 

[Averageman]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Dirty D]

You tryna make @Bender jealous because that’s how you make Bender jealous (because that’s two male pigeons there).

 

[168BTHPM]