Goal of the day? MAYHEM!
I got brought in at 3:40 am or so this morning after the paramedic got me stabilized. The wife says that I complained about a lack of air, and then spasmed once and passed out for a few minutes, eyes rolled back in my head. First responder popo was cool about the presence of weapons and less so about the pile of cash on the stand. Really, it wasn't that much, but he called everybody's eyes to the repositioning of both onto the dresser.
Unfortunately, right then I started the projectile vomiting. Heart rate was <40, BP was around 180/100. The conventional wisdom is vasovagal syncope, although they haven't ruled out an embolism.
And yes, the food sucks.