My wife just left me over the coronavirus.

[dtdk]

I wonder if all the thrall females are still hot?

Probably not, seeing as the games have been outlawed and the arena tuned into a memorial.

No more hot thrall love to be had on Triskelion.?

 

[Son of Dorn]

I wonder if all the thrall females are still hot?

Probably not, seeing as the games have been outlawed and the arena tuned into a memorial.

No more hot thrall love to be had on Triskelion.?

I got somethin' that'll brighten your spirits, laddie. I picked it up on, uh, Gannyroo-- Gannymuh-- Er and it's um... it's uh... it's green. ?

 

[Jayjay1]

Our daughter is backpacking in Australia and I wanted her to come back last week, because of the ongrowing situation.
Normally she would travel there 7 weeks more.

My wife argued with me over this and told our daughter to stay and have a good time.

Now my daughter is anxious about the situation, because things change in Australia too and all the other tourists are going home.
She wanted to come back and the travel agent told her, she must wait approx. two weeks because all back flights are full.
If she would have called a few days earlier it wouldn´t have been a problem.

 

[dtdk]

I hope she gets home safe.

 

[Jayjay1]

I hope she gets home safe.

Thanks man, I hope so too.

 

[heronblue7]

She went to her liberal parents house.

They shop at Whole Foods.

There was no shortage of organic TP.

 

[myronman3]

See? Like i said, she’s the one with the brains.

 

[Jscb1b]

She went to her liberal parents house.

They shop at Whole Foods.

There was no shortage of organic TP.

You mean lettuce?

 

[JakeM]

Is she you’re wife or you’re pregnant GF, there are like three threads by you on this subject. So are you married or what?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Oh jeebuz.........

 

[forrestgump01]

She went to her liberal parents house.

They shop at Whole Foods.

There was no shortage of organic TP.

O.K. ......so your post today is the first post on this thread in 2 months. So it took you this long to find out that her and her parents went to whole foods and found some organic t.p. WTF ?. Have you spent the last 2 months hiding in their bushes doing recon ?
Is she back , cause if she is you need to get the t.p. from her and then throw her bitch ass out in da street were she belong . just saying .

 

[E. Bryant]

I'd like to know more about this organic TP. All I can find is the inorganic stuff, and it's wrecking my bunghole.

 

[JakeM]

O.K. ......so your post today is the first post on this thread in 2 months. So it took you this long to find out that her and her parents went to whole foods and found some organic t.p. WTF ?. Have you spent the last 2 months hiding in their bushes doing recon ?
Is she back , cause if she is you need to get the t.p. from her and then throw her bitch ass out in da street were she belong . just saying .

In the three other threads he started about this she wasn’t his wife but pregnant girl friend.

 

[Strykervet]

Damn, I've been waiting for an update.

 

[Bender]

Someone found gramps “cough syrup” and the internet. We get the entertainment.

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

O.K. ......so your post today is the first post on this thread in 2 months. So it took you this long to find out that her and her parents went to whole foods and found some organic t.p. WTF ?. Have you spent the last 2 months hiding in their bushes doing recon ?
Is she back , cause if she is you need to get the t.p. from her and then throw her bitch ass out in da street were she belong . just saying .

Somebody's looking for attention.

 

[Ric O'shay]

Have you considered moving your "house" over to her parents back yard.

 

[Redmanss]

Have you considered not being a fucking liar?

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Dang it I forgot to unwatch the worst thread of the year

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Damn... Thanks for making the rest of our lives feel pretty F’n awesome!!!

 

[theLBC]

aren't the libtards panicked and hording tp and bottled water?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Would you guys just please shut the fuck up and stop feeding the troll ?

FFS.......this isn’t even entertainment, it’s just pathetic.

 

[JakeM]

 

[Rthur]

Would you guys just please shut the fuck up and stop feeding the troll ?

FFS.......this isn’t even entertainment, it’s just pathetic.

In the pit?...
Joking, right?

R

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Would you guys just please shut the fuck up and stop feeding the troll ?

Can't,... The hide,... reach a round brothers/crew,... have not teamed up in this thread yet,...

 

[Threadcutter308]

In the pit?...
Joking, right?

R

Yes and no............I'm just pining for an epic, quality dust up along the lines of PapaRocks.

I'm hurtin' here........

 

[JakeM]

So who’s kid is it? Her boyfriends?

 

[Threadcutter308]

In the pit?...
Joking, right?

R

Oh, and another thing........Have you no standards ?

 

[theLBC]

OP sent me pics of his wife and to be fair, she is pretty hot and i would be upset too.

 

[pmclaine]

OP sent me pics of his wife and to be fair, she is pretty hot and i would be upset too.

Post it!

 

[Rthur]

Oh, and another thing........Have you no standards ?

Yes, I check my mics and calipers with them all the time.
Now, in here,.. you betcha.

R

 

[MtnCreek]

I'll forgo my $50 life coaching fee for photos.

 

[kortik]

I told her we needed to get bottled water and food today and she said I was was being paranoid.

She said she wants to get back together when I calm down.

Yours and your woman personal problems are as important to me as the last year snow.
Why did you post about it on SH is big fucking question I happened to have...
Want to share your idea why you've posted? Just curious, nothing personal.

 

[Trigger Monkey]

I'll forgo my $50 life coaching fee for photos.

My wife said pics or she's just a blow up doll.

@LaraCroft

 

[MtnCreek]

Here's the plan. Call her and tell her you want everything to be good between you two. No ass kissing or extra talking, just how her and her parents are doing and get to the point. Ask to meet up for lunch. Again, no ass kissing or goofy assed smiling, just talk normal friend things. Tell her she looks good, but casually. If she's sucking your schlong before the days out, you know she either loves you or just really likes sucking dicks. Proceed accordingly.

 

[theLBC]

Post it!

 

[MtnCreek]

Well, the good news is she's not really preggers. But scratch that bj advice I gave earlier.

 

[MtnCreek]

Or don't. What the hell at this point, right???

 

[Trigger Monkey]

If she lets you diddle her o-ring it's true love.

 

[JakeM]

Not sure if that “thing” can get pregnant.

 

[MtnCreek]

If she lets you diddle her o-ring it's true love.

If she takes it out of her mouth and puts it in her ass, it's love. If she takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, its true love.

 

[LaraCroft]

I'm willing to bet there is no pic.

Or TP.

 

[Bender]

This is finally gaining momentum in the right direction

 

[Threadcutter308]

Here's the plan. Call her and tell her you want everything to be good between you two. No ass kissing or extra talking, just how her and her parents are doing and get to the point. Ask to meet up for lunch. Again, no ass kissing or goofy assed smiling, just talk normal friend things. Tell her she looks good, but casually. If she's sucking your schlong before the days out, you know she either loves you or just really likes sucking dicks. Proceed accordingly.

decisions, decisions............

 

[MtnCreek]

Oh shit, wemmon just showed up and I'm being vulgar. Im out.

 

[JakeM]

Is this why she left?

 

[Snipe260]

Oh shit, wemmon just showed up and I'm being vulgar. Im out.

I think Mrs Croft handles it well!

 

[LaraCroft]

Or TP.

Oh shit, wemmon just showed up and I'm being vulgar. Im out.

Dude, you don't know me then. I know what I joined. You stay.

 

[LaraCroft]

Or TP.

Dude, you don't know me then. I know what I joined. You stay.

As you can see, my husband isn't much better
If you don't know which one he is, i am sure he will point himself out soon. Lol

 

[LaraCroft]

But anyway... at least some people here have a wife/girlfriend that show up. Or have a pic.