Toilet paper is in such need that Washington DC has confiscated shipments of toilet paper from warehouses. Too much shit in the Nations Capital.
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National Emergency Declared
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It's a game being ran on the American people, by those they elected,...
If he delays April 15 for filing taxes it will really only benefit the rich. Hell, I’m sweating losing money in my 401K and the rich are buying stock at ridiculous prices.
You guys aren't criticizing Trump are you? He's The Savior...The Chosen One!
Fucking Commies and Socialists! How dare you question Trump and his stable ingeniousness?
VooDoo
Fucking Commies and Socialists! How dare you question Trump and his stable ingeniousness?
VooDoo
Your 401K managers are doing the same as "the rich" because the more money the funds make, the more money *they* make.
I guess you don't know how 401K managers get bonuses......
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Some of you people are stupid beyond words.......
And go be poor somewhere the fuck else
And go be poor somewhere the fuck else
No details at all on the rumored deaths, nothing about ages, sex, physical condition or length of treatment. After three more weeks of this bullshit, people will realize this is utter fucking bullshit and just like the flu it kills unhealthy old fucking people and not much else. Best of all, it kills at 1-2% just like the fucking flu.......................again this is complete bullshit.
As usual the leftists blew their wad early, this will save senile Joe Biden from Bernie and his commies but will make the leftists look like the shit eating scumbags they are, yet again.
Trump 2020, baby! Enjoy using the spare bedroom to store the 800 rolls of shit paper you bought for no earthly reason. There is no link between massive, unstoppable shitting and Corona virus...................................idiots.
Half of all people are below average......................................remember that fact when listening to news reports.
As usual the leftists blew their wad early, this will save senile Joe Biden from Bernie and his commies but will make the leftists look like the shit eating scumbags they are, yet again.
Trump 2020, baby! Enjoy using the spare bedroom to store the 800 rolls of shit paper you bought for no earthly reason. There is no link between massive, unstoppable shitting and Corona virus...................................idiots.
Half of all people are below average......................................remember that fact when listening to news reports.
About the only downside I've suffered is the price of asswipe has gone up due to the hoarders. I buy normal amounts about every three weeks and I figure theres going to be about two of those cycles before prices return to normal. Three cycles and they won't be able to give it away due to the hoarders sitting on spare bedrooms full of overstock.
Saving up my turds for the third cycle price bananarama.
Saving up my turds for the third cycle price bananarama.
So, you are warning us that you will be full of shit for a few weeks??
That is the national emergency!
Saving up my turds for the third cycle price bananarama.
Are we gonna have to clean out the padded room for you?
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This is concerning, as I'd assumed he was already full of shit this whole time.
Hell no! I shit at least once a day and sometimes twice a day. Hmmm....maybe I am the one that is full of shit
This crap came from a bat....so I'm figgerin vampires. Drakellers everware!
Tell me how that works..........I've probably lost more in my retirement account than. you have in yours, and I am buying.......looks like you need to consider WTF your account manager is doing......
Are people hoarding TP, or is it all made in china and a shipment hasn't made it out in few weeks?
Thats the cold water tap.
Eat 1/2 pound of cheese a day.
One nice hard 12 inch log a day.
Shit at work.
Problem solved.
Eat 1/2 pound of cheese a day.
One nice hard 12 inch log a day.
Shit at work.
Problem solved.
I bought a 2 year supply of TP because I figure when Bernie gets elected, such luxuries will be illegal. But judging by the red color of his face, he will not last more than 2 years.
No. Like your drive by comment and picture, anyone who blindly follows anyone and spends money based solely on a couple tweets is "thinking like a poor person" and doomed to fail in their financial planning.
Just figured I would comment on your little humble brag in your original post.
I'm sorry my subconscious microaggressions triggered you.
Which "humble brag" thoughtcrime was that?
You know you cannot compare Trump to the Almighty Obama, the left's modern day Christ.
I couldn’t stand Obama but he was 100% more president than Trump will ever be. Trump is by far the worst I have ever seen in my lifetime, here’s to hoping we have a viable third candidate come November.
You absolutely must be kidding!!! That is the most absurd comment I have seen on this forum.
Dude, this is awesome. On another thread we were posting about the newer members being 'tarded. Excellent
Yeah, this new generation of brain dead MSM believers really amazes me sometimes.
So you know how the rich get richer, but you are not following in their foot steps, interesting to say the least. The losses in your 401K are not real, unless you cash out.
You're fucking kidding, right? What an unbelievable statement. GTFO , that is all. So you are going to vote for Crazy Joe or Socialist Bernie? Did I miss April Fools Day? Inquiring minds...
We witnessed some of it this week. Trump hinting at bailing out foreign businesses with our tax dollars. Then we witnessed the FED backstop the banks/ Hedge Funds and a few ETF providers with 1.5 Trillion in available repo.
This is how they stay rich.
Facts, figures, supporting documentation, on why you believe that. ( not to derail the original thread on the national emergency.)
So much wrong with the above statement, but I will leave it to the eloquence of the others in the Pit to point out why .
At least Trump doesn't pay terrorists Billions, and puts America and Americans first. He truly loves his country.
I'm out, and thanks for the morning laugh.
Uh, sorry but he's right. However, there will be no viable third candidate in a fixed system like ours. Trump is a fucking tool and everyone I know that DOES NOT watch TV agrees. You fuckers that talk about "MSM" and other key words just illustrate you're parroting shit you heard on Fox, which is --wait for it-- fucking mainstream media. But I got forced to vote for the motherfucker because I'm a 2a voter and too stupid or indolent to just vote for the anti motherfuckers to speed up the upcoming civil war.
And I'll likely be forced to vote for that shitbag again in 2020. Unless I just say "fuck it" and give up trying. Pretending this system is tenable is paramount to insanity.
I've yet in 45 years to see a REAL AMERICAN WHO IS ONE of US run for president in this country. We always wind up getting stuck voting for one of two greedbag motherfuckers they dragged up from the bottom of the barrel. Yes, that includes Regan, who could've killed us all if Hollywood had produced different movies. Or Clinton, who literally plagiarized Hitler's anti gun speech. Bush who got us into two fucking wars that only benefit his buddies, Obama who only benefited his buddies, and now Trump, doing the same.
AND Trump hasn't done a GODDAMN THING for us --Obama actually signed papers letting us carry in national parks. Trump banned shit Obama didn't. In that sense, he's actually done more for us. Fact is Trump is deathly afraid of common people, he's never even been around one he wasn't using for something.
I'm a mathematician. I go by numbers. I analyze actions, not words. Fact is if Trump was "just one of us" the motherfucker would be listed as sex criminal and not able to get a job.
I'd like to feel good about my country, but it's awful fucking hard anymore.
"National Emergency"... All those words do is give that greedbag crony motherfucker even more power. Never let a good crisis go to waste... Meanwhile, Putin is signing a law that will allow him to stay in power until 2036. We got a global emergency actually, but it's got more to do with the haves vs. have nots. And yes, if you're on this forum, you're a have not. No billionaire is wasting his time on here.
Sorry if I pissed off some of you, feel free to denigrate me and call me a sheeple that listens to whoever the fuck it is that your party leaders are attacking this week, but I just don't subscribe to any of it, they're all criminals and we'd better off cleaning out the whole goddamn mess, tearing off every page past the BOR, and adding one new amendment making these motherfuckers responsible, cutting off the money and eliminating political parties in the US. DC should be boring. Politics should be boring. Freedom and liberty shouldn't always be on the cutting block in this country and Americans shouldn't be living in a constant state of fear.
I don't think some of you would recognize a tyrant if he bit you in the ass, especially if he had an elephant sticker on his jacket.
Being from Portland, I don't see the big deal here, we've had shit on the streets for years. Just step over it, right?
My buddy likes to pull this shit too, demand an annotated bibliography, yell and bloviate, denigrate me, then DD.
I tell him he's just gonna have to educate himself, I'm not being paid to teach him. If he wants to sound stupid in public, that's up to him and trust me, when you sound stupid in public, people will just let you ramble on --then discuss how fucking bizarre you were after you leave because nobody wants to get involved in a discussion with those people. If what I said wasn't enough for him to do his own homework, I'll digress and give him more info. But I think anyone who was an adult in 2008 who is honest with themselves and not emotionally involved in politics can figure this one out.
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