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never drink a free drink!

hondaride450

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Me and four others was drinking at a small bar last night and i got into a small little disagreement with a group of guys at another table Well after it was over they bought us a pitcher of beer. Needless to say, the next day at work was pretty shitty. Lesson learned for us. Dont take the free beer
 
Re: never drink a free drink!

One time, at band camp.......

Come on dude, who do you think you're talking to here.

If one pitcher of beer put you and four buddies under the table then you ain't been at it very long......
 
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I think he was inferring that the other table "dirty-dicked" the beer by adding Visine or some other intestinal irritant to it that gave him and his buddies the screaming trots the next day. At least thats how I read it. What will be the retribution is the next question?
 
Re: never drink a free drink!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BigDaddyDMD</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I think he was inferring that the other table "dirty-dicked" the beer by adding Visine or some other intestinal irritant to it that gave him and his buddies the screaming trots the next day. At least thats how I read it. What will be the retribution is the next question? </div></div>

Now see, that's a foreign concept to me....back when I drank by the pitcher things were settled out in the fucking parking lot, not by dirty dicking a beer, or some other chickenshit move.

Situational awareness then...if, and again going by "back then", somebody had said our apologies, we'll buy you a beer. Hey Barmaid, bring these guys a pitcher of beer....then you were good to go.

If the beer came from the dirty dickers table, and delivered by a dirty dicker, then it's on these five amigos for drinking it.......
 
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If the waitress or bartender brings it that's one thing but if the clown(s) you were getting into it with bring it that's a bad idea. At least you learned a lesson out of the deal.

BTW if you see them again I would suggest an approach like Tripwire's cuz an ass kicking is due.
 
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I drank a free drink from this older woman when I was a young Marine, and next thing I know we were in bed together...then there were clothes, sex, food, sex, nights out, sex, more clothes, sex, then she got all funny and asked me if I would have sex for money. That was when I found out she ran an escort service and I learned I had just been through 'training'. Needless to say, I went on and made, as well as spent partiing my ass off, something well north of 1200 per week. None of my friends ever bought drinks, they never paid for the double rooms in teh hotels, and they always had cigarettes and lots of fun. How five guys, punk rockers could spend all that money having a damn good time was beyond me, but damned if we didn't do it.
Panty 6, then called Lein'a'ala, found out and dumped my ass right quick. The promise to get out of the business and be a perfect boyfriend got her back, and the rest is just north of 25 years of history.

All I am saying I guess, is free drinks can lead to some pretty good times, so never turn down free drinks, especially if you are a young Marine
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I drank a free drink from this older woman when I was a young Marine, and next thing I know we were in bed together...then there were clothes, sex, food, sex, nights out, sex, more clothes, sex, then she got all funny and asked me if I would have sex for money. That was when I found out she ran an escort service and I learned I had just been through 'training'. Needless to say, I went on and made, as well as spent partiing my ass off, something well north of 1200 per week. None of my friends ever bought drinks, they never paid for the double rooms in teh hotels, and they always had cigarettes and lots of fun. How five guys, punk rockers could spend all that money having a damn good time was beyond me, but damned if we didn't do it.
Panty 6, then called Lein'a'ala, found out and dumped my ass right quick. The promise to get out of the business and be a perfect boyfriend got her back, and the rest is just north of 25 years of history.

All I am saying I guess, is free drinks can lead to some pretty good times, so never turn down free drinks, especially if you are a young Marine </div></div>

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