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Maggie’s Never put your D in crazy! Instagram model chops off willie
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Forget "ordinary stabby"... This one is a hybrid of a sea urchin, porcupine, and stingray...
Normally you'd have to do the prison dating thing, but now they probably cut her loose with a Covid bucks check and misdemeanor on her record.
Ages ago, I was nailing an insane redhead with the nicest rack I've ever fondled. I was in my mid-40's. She called one night for that classic 11pm booty call and wanted me to drive over, nail her nice and hard and then listen to her whine about life for an hour before getting to bed at 2am. I had to be at work at 630am and the thought of another four hour nights sleep was not appealing.
The day you can pass on that bullshit, rub one out and be asleep before the 11 o'clock news starts is a good day. Or you get married to someone who likes you full time, get laid at home and fall asleep in your own bed knowing your dick won't get chopped off in the foreseeable future.
Either way............................be careful fucking crazy.
The day you can pass on that bullshit, rub one out and be asleep before the 11 o'clock news starts is a good day. Or you get married to someone who likes you full time, get laid at home and fall asleep in your own bed knowing your dick won't get chopped off in the foreseeable future.
Either way............................be careful fucking crazy.
All women are crazy, it's just to varying degrees.
What kind of cocksucker would bump this thread from 2018 for any reason other than posting the video?
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