Introducing the all new RW-15 (Reynolds Wrap)
Pre-ban 100% aluminum construction.
Patented self lubricating design (we use recycled foil that has been wrapped around greasy bacon and 100% American beef patties.) If you are afraid .GOV is going to come take it away, it can also be refolded into a stylish tin foil hat.
Get em while you can only $499.99 plus $49.95 shipping
(please list the physical address of your underground bunker for proper delivery)
Pre-ban 100% aluminum construction.
Patented self lubricating design (we use recycled foil that has been wrapped around greasy bacon and 100% American beef patties.) If you are afraid .GOV is going to come take it away, it can also be refolded into a stylish tin foil hat.
Get em while you can only $499.99 plus $49.95 shipping
(please list the physical address of your underground bunker for proper delivery)