Maggie’s O Shankster, O Shankster, Where art thou O Shankster?

[Toast]

Boy I miss the Motivational Picture Thread 1.0. It was a f'ing masterpiece. Shankster was king supreme pimping his hefties in the thread and had me laughing constantly. Now . . . not so much. [Sigh.] I guess I'll watch Bering Sea Gold or Gold Rush. Todd's bound to F something up. Maybe Emily will get into a bikini again or fall of the dredge. [Sigh]

 

[Redmanss]

I agree, it's a yawn fest in there compared to previously being the best source for a good laugh on the internet. Those with no clue how to otherwise find pictures of naked women on the internet completely trashed it. I don't even bother with it anymore.

 

[Maser]

The new thread seems to me like nothing more than an easy way for new members to get their post count up so they can sell their shit here and then never come back to the site again.

 

[Toast]

Oh shit. Maser is back.

 

[168BTHPM]

Okay, if you want Shank to come back you have to give him a reason to stop by once in a while.

 

[shankster..]

Okay, if you want Shank to come back you have to give him a reason to stop by once in a while.

 

[Cartman]

Thank you Shankster, that was a twofer. Stopped laughing, read it again and laughed all over again. I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of the King Arthur bit.

 

[Maggot]

http://aisakera.fm.interia.pl/tog_947h.htm

I think we need to start slipping some of this green coffee extract^^^into Shanky's hefties morning juice. Make them all lose about 400 lbs and make the shank miserable.

 

[Spartan67]

For Shankster's approval...



Sorry guys. Cant give you some eye bleach do to the nature of the thread...

 

[bullseye13]

Old half barrel Carroll

 

[Cartman]

One man's half barrel is another man's double barrel.

 

[SledDog]

Just a warning for you fellas, the morning after pill doesn't work for girls over 175.

 

[Maggot]

For Shankster's approval...



Sorry guys. Cant give you some eye bleach do to the nature of the thread...

Dont know what to say about the above. Somewhere between scary, repulsive, sad, and an as yet un named state of mind. All I can do is counter with.....

 

[bullseye13]

That looks like a giant cauliflower with a head! Lol, that's disgusting.

 

[ttomp73]

that looks like a giant cauliflower with a head! Lol, that's disgusting.

roflmao

 

[shankster..]

For Shankster's approval...



Sorry guys. Cant give you some eye bleach do to the nature of the thread...

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur.

 

[338RUM runner]

I would berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur.

Be like pulling a log out of a mud hole, no thanks.

 

[bullseye13]

I would say more like spreading a grilled cheese sandwich apart to put the hot dog in...

 

[shankster..]