Oh my God Im in a whale's mouth...

[Maggot]

No comment.

Cape Cod diver left with a whale of a tale after a humpback ...​

https://www.cnn.com › 2021/06/11 › cape-cod-diver-eate...



53 minutes ago — 'Time to pull the plug': Senator wants to move on from bipartisan talks. (CNN) A Cape Cod lobster diver is safe Friday, following a fluke encounter ...

 

[diverdon]

Story can't be true. Federal law prevents approaching whales within 50 feet.

 

[Maggot]

Story can't be true. Federal law prevents approaching whales within 50 feet.

The whale couldnt read?

 

[W54/XM-388]

Those whales only eat tiny stuff so the whale was like, yuck, got to spit this thing out.

 

[roostercogburn98]

Big deal, in my young army days, I was in a lot of whales moufs. They didn’t make the news though

 

[Strykervet]

Damn. Now THAT'S a story.

 

[theLBC]

orca would be more interesting.

 

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This is why I always dive with a fucking 7" knife...the ocean is the only place monsters actually exist......gotta cut myself out of a fucking whale

The silver lining is this man will never have to pay for beers ever again

 

[Jgunner]

This is why I always dive with a fucking 7" knife...the ocean is the only place monsters actually exist......gotta cut myself out of a fucking whale

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The silver lining is this man will never have to pay for beers ever again

Dude, you nailed that. Bet he never gets called by his real name ever again either. “Hey! Jonah, let me buy you a beer buddy! Tells us again how long you were in that whale!”

 

[Aries256]

Have to watch out near libtard rallies, the heifers feed in the same way, and those hamplanets don’t spit anything up.

 

[Steel head]

I’ve been in a few whales.
Trick to surviving is to throw a drumstick in the corner and then run away.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I’ve been in a few whales.
Trick to surviving is to throw a drumstick in the corner and then run away.

Wuddya do if you threw yer last drumstick and she still won't budge ?........

 

[Steel head]

Wuddya do if you threw yer last drumstick and she still won't budge ?........

then she’s dead.


And you need to call your lawyer.

 

[Carlos Danger]

I think we've all had a bug fly in our mouth.

 

[Tchitcherine]

I think we've all had a bug fly in our mouth.

P-tew, "Anyway..."

 

[pmclaine]

He was quoted saying the following..............

"I guess its kind of lucky I always meet the ones that spit."

 

[HeavyAssault]

(Yawn) Pretty much every Marine that's ever been to Savannah, GA has that story with SCAD girls.

 

[Son of Dorn]

 

[Jefe's Dope]