A pal just sent me this one. If its been around before my apologies.
Old Biker
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the
country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and
walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign
hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER : $2.00?
HAMBURGER : $2.25?
CHEESEBURGER : $2.50?
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50?
HAND JOB : $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,
the old biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally
attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple
of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the biker.
"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I
help you?"
The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering
young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs,
"Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers
softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a
cheeseburger".
Old Biker
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the
country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and
walks inside.
As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign
hanging over the bar:
COLD BEER : $2.00?
HAMBURGER : $2.25?
CHEESEBURGER : $2.50?
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50?
HAND JOB : $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment,
the old biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally
attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple
of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the biker.
"Yes?" she enquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I
help you?"
The old biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering
young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the
hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs,
"Why yes, yes, I sure am".
The old biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers
softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a
cheeseburger".
