Maggie’s Old Guys Don't Care

[shooter65]

As we age, we tend to end up seeing more of the medical establishment. For example, my regular family doctor referred me to a female urologist. I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous. She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy. She told me that I have to stop masturbating.




When I asked her why, she said, .........."Because I'm trying to examine you."

 

[shankster..]

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HA!!!!

 

[Maple One]

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ROFL. Good one!

 

[horstie]

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now that's funny

 

[Queequeg]

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Did she look like this?




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[jrhammons]

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LOL

 

[mrhog]

Did she look like this?




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if she did i don't think i would have stopped.

 

[Defuzer]

thats funny as hell

 

[Anvil_X]

Old dudes get away with everything, its awesome. Hell, my Grandpa, when my cousin's wife came over harassing him and my grandfather about something while they were fixing something on a combine harvester, looked over at me from under the combine, and said with a wink "Remember, Boy- All the Best Cowgirls Have Daddy issues.". most influential words ever said to a six year-old.