Re: One Liners
More fucked up than a football bat.
She's so ugly, she'd knock maggots off a shit wagon.
She fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down.
She looks like someone put a fire out on her face with a rake.
If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of ya.
How can you be so ugly with only one head?
Wow, you're hung like a fucking wasp.
I'd crawl half a mile thru broken glass on my hands & knees just to wank in her shadow.
Stop squawking like a magpie down a rabbit hole.
You're lower than snake shit in a wagon rut.
Fucking her is like throwing a cocktail sausage in the back of a deuce & a half.
She's so fat that when I climbed on top to fuck her I burnt my arse on the light bulb.