Only in Florida

[7.62willdo]

Man Beaten After Catching Boyfriend "Humping" Their Dog, Police Report

Upon discovering his boyfriend “humping” their dog, a Florida Man was beaten and threatened with a knife by his beau, police allege. According to an arrest report, the 58-year-old victim told cops he

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[kcbird]

Was it consensual?

 

[Smitty192]

Was it consensual?

The beating or humping?

 

[Docsherm]

Meth is a bad drug.........

 

[Jscb1b]

Does the dog need counseling?

 

[acudaowner]

yep that Florida mans at it again this time humping dogs lol there is something in the water down that a way ..

 

[whatsupdoc]

From the article......

The victim’s 88-year-old mother, who owns the Milton home, said she witnessed Miller pummeling her son.

58-year-old victim told cops he caught John Miller, 33, engaged with the canine inside their home in Milton.

The attack, Miller claimed, began after he caught his boyfriend “looking at boys in their underwear on Instagram.

Girls will be Girls.

 

[10ring'r]

All I got, is.......WTFF!! Mac

 

[Son of Dorn]

Wait, was the doghumper (who totally looks like the sort of person who'd do that) attacking the dude because he'd been caught humping the dog, or because of looking at shit on instagram...? I'm confused.

 

[MtnCreek]

Wait, was the doghumper (who totally looks like the sort of person who'd do that) attacking the dude because he'd been caught humping the dog, or because of looking at shit on instagram...? I'm confused.

He got accused of cheating...while his dick was in a dog's ass...and the accusation evidentially hurt his feelings...so he attacked his accuser...I think.

 

[Docsherm]

Who the F@CK cares!?!?!?!? He was raping a dog and he got beat up by his BOYFRIEND....... does there need tl be anything else?

Come on man....... it is a dumpster no need to add more fuel to it......

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Son of Dorn]

He got accused of cheating...while his dick was in a dog's ass...and the accusation evidentially hurt his feelings...so he attacked his accuser...I think.

Makes perfect sense. Florida Man strikes again.

Maybe the guy who was getting attacked will learn from this and not date scuzzy-ass-lookin' dogfuckers in the future but I kinda doubt it since it's Florida.

 

[The D]

*yawn* Nothing to see here folks, just another Thursday afternoon in America’s wang

 

[kcbird]

You build a thousand bridges, but you fuck one dog

 

[The D]

You build a thousand bridges, but you fuck one dog

#canineanusesmatter

 

[Blue Sky Country]

From the article......

The victim’s 88-year-old mother, who owns the Milton home, said she witnessed Miller pummeling her son.

58-year-old victim told cops he caught John Miller, 33, engaged with the canine inside their home in Milton.

The attack, Miller claimed, began after he caught his boyfriend “looking at boys in their underwear on Instagram.

Girls will be Girls.