ORYX = Drop in Accuracy

Edsel

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Found this in my Inbox today.

Found it kind of odd that they worded it as such…

Is it just me, or would one equate the Oryx Chassis with a drop in accuracy using this wording?
 
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They have some of the most obnoxious marketing spam I've seen in the industry.

'7 Things to Fix Your Shooting Instantly'

*6 of them are some of our overpriced accessory products we told you about last week and the seventh is an MDT ACC Elite*

I like their mags though.
 
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Just noticed the dude’s thumb looks like a nasty big toe? Can’t…unsee

Didn’t realize Mr. Toe Thumb Man was actually a bizarre foreground image in an animated GIF :ROFLMAO:

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Remember that Kel - Tec ad, “For Those Who’d Drink Their Own Urine?” There were others along the same theme, “Never Back Down,” “Follow In The Footsteps Of No One,” sumptin’ like det. Mr. Toe Thimb Man wouldn’t have been out of place in those ads :ROFLMAO:
 
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I can’t stop looking at that thumb lol! So gross, so short, so curved; grubby fat little thing.

It can’t be that short, can it? Look at the other guy’s thumb.

I bet it looked too long in the composition so the designer crunched it down.

It’s like a tiny clown shoe 🤡
 
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Found this in my Inbox today.

Found it kind of odd that they worded it as such…

Is it just me, or would one equate the Oryx Chassis with a drop in accuracy using this wording?
I saw that this morning also and thought immediately of a drop in accuracy. Had to open the email to be sure. Definitely not their slickest ad wording.

I can do all sorts of things for free that will give me that vaunted drop in accuracy. Most of them are things that I try to avoid.