Pigeons die after sex?
- Thread starter Bender
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You must have one very fucked-up spank bank.
I can hear that phone call now . I won't be in today . I got pidgeon dick .
I knew the Job would change you, but wholly shitski. You can't ever be a WalMart Greeter meow. 
Well, Bender, you shall forever be "Pigeon Dick" to me. Thanks. I'll even rent you out a little space in my head for the lulz.
Hahaha . Hi , wecolme to Walmart . Wanna pet my pidgeon .?I knew the Job would change you, but wholly shitski. You can't ever be a WalMart Greeter meow.
OK, I really expected some scientific study showing how x number of pigeons die after mating and a list of causal factors, so I fell for the click bait and laughed my a$$ off. The next thought was what were you thinking it's the hide.
I'm still laughing. I will most definitely work this into the conversation tomorrow.
Thanks
Did you wring it's neck so you got the dying quiver?
Sorry for your loss . Maybe your affections would be better targeted at a larger bird .
Okay this got me for sure...
First thoughts when I saw the thread title was how much taxpayers' money had been spent on this shit and how it could have been used for cancer and infectious disease research instead.........Then I clicked.
Dude, better sack it up next time....you could get an STD..."chirpies"!
I was recently told that pigs have a 30-minute orgasm... Not a pigeon but a pig so there's that to consider.
weight to length of orgasm ratio? The french do after all have the whole little death thing going on. Can Bender last the few seconds the formula would suggest if a direct correlation?
Or have we just found DI pigeon?
Or have we just found DI pigeon?
We would need to know first if it is a MIL or MOA pigeon...
Sometimes you get the goose, and sometimes the goose gets you.
https://www.pennlive.com/life/2018/09/whats_special_about_mifflin_co.html
Autopsy report is in and it died of boredom....wonder why?
So going on a Bender = Pigeon holed? I always thought it meant drinking to excess for extended periods of time...
They touched beaks then looked in each others eyes.Benders gay, so it was a Stool Pigeon.
What a Cluck
Feral squab with diarrhea
So the ferals on my balcony have babies again. They hatched at the end of January and so far both squabs made it through the colds (we've had almost -20 Celsius, around 0 F, during the night sometimes). Now the babies are at least 20 days old and today I decided to take them in for a short check...
www.pigeons.biz
