piggly wiggly and a 340# black woman

Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

That's nuts, I had to speed read through the article to find out where this was because I was thinking it was down the street from me. I too have a ghetto Piggly Wiggly near by. I can't buy steaks there because the locals steal any decent cut of meat as fast as the butcher can put it out. A friend of mine who is a sheriff said they caught a woman there recently who tried to smuggle a big ass roast out... between her legs
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

"she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct"

So what, 10 hours of community service sound about right?
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

My great grandmother was a moonshiner in North Alabama and she used to sneak two fifths of shine into town.... under her breasts.
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: IronMaidenFan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can only imagine what other stolen goods might be found during a cavity search.
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Three rotisserie chickens and a diet coke! WTF
 
Re: what did a 340 black woman in a purple dress do?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mjbmxz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This is where retired boxers could have a job. Let said retired boxer, hit said dirtbags twice in the face. No jail time, or community service. I'm thinking missing teeth, and broken facial bones would be a better punishment. </div></div>

There was a time when I would agree with you, but not in the modern era, then you and I have to pay for her medical and dental work...plus still come up with enough to cut her a welfare check.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dirty Rod</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'm not sure I believe that report. How does a 340lbs woman bolt? </div></div>

With a BIG FUKKIN wrench!
 
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