Re: Pmags in stock 3 for $45 botach
By the way, I've never seen anything listed as "In Stock" on their website. Instead they put "Check Availability". In my lone purchase saga with Botach and the difficulty in communication between us, I have determined the root cause- Botach has their own language. It is similar to English but slightly different. I haven't found the Rosetta Stone for this foreign dialect, but so far I have the translation of the following statements:
"Check Availability" - Out of Stock, but feel free to let us hold onto your money indefinitely until we DO get it in stock and feel like shipping it
"Botach Tactical is Upfront" - We will show you everything you want to see and nothing you don't or would make you less likely to give us your money.
" Due to the current market situation and overwhelming demand for specialty products, we are experiencing delays in shipping, responding to emails & phone calls." - Due to people going batshit crazy, we have an excuse for our business model of never responding to customer requests within a week and a half.
"Shop knowing your purchase is backed by our 100% money back guarantee." - Returns are subject to a restocking fee... even if it never shipped or arrived at Botach (back orders)
"General Email and Customer Service -
cs@Botach.com" - For emails, please send them to the junk folder of our email accounts.
"Orders take approximately 24-72 hours to ship." - If you're reading this you're too late. We'll ship it when we're damn good and ready.
"Back ordered items are only charged when they are processed and ready for shipment." - BAHAHAHAHAHA
" You may fill out the Stock Check form under Customer Service page on the website. We will respond to your email within 24 hours." - We try to respond to stock check emails, but must first consult with our Nigerian prince relatives first as they say they know what's in our warehouse. And we have a LOT of Nigerian prince relatives.