Poor Customer Service

[Hafnium99]

I know, I know,
We've got to be a bit careful when mentioning this subject now, but here's a link to how one man dealt with it..
Not a man predisposed to any type of illegal physical action - he's too smart for that!

http://www.27bslash6.com/function4sports.html

Imagine an advert for a free M40...

 

[spamassassian]

Re: Poor Customer Service

Oh man - that is rich. I've read some of his other posts as well. Thorne is hilarious!

 

[Maggot]

Re: Poor Customer Service

Id hit the blonde.

 

[BALLISTIC]

Re: Poor Customer Service

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If I were small, I would buy a cat and ride it.</div></div>

 

[Switchblade]

Re: Poor Customer Service

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Id hit the blonde. </div></div>
literally, figuratively, or both?

 

[Queequeg]

Re: Poor Customer Service

The guy is extremely funny.

Example:

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Also, I apologise. While the average male height of 5"9 statistically means anything under is considered short, my question was without diminutive intention. I'm sure there are many advantages to being so small. Target carries an excellent range of boys clothing at competitive prices and a lower centre of gravity should, once helped up onto the ski-lift, allow you to snowboardsurf with greater stability. If I were small, I would buy a cat and ride it.</div></div>

 

[nashlaw]

Re: Poor Customer Service

I am 5'6" and ride a cat.

Lowlight and I have hoot of a time.

Anything else to say?

 

[nashlaw]

Re: Poor Customer Service

That's what I thought.

 

[Graywolf.260]

Re: Poor Customer Service

bwahaaa

 

[Sudden Impact]

Re: Poor Customer Service

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Id hit the blonde. </div></div>

Really? Damn dude, she looks like she's 10 or 11! Sick!

But I laughed so hard I was in tears over those complaints!

 

[Maggot]

Re: Poor Customer Service

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Switchblade</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Id hit the blonde. </div></div>
literally, figuratively, or both?</div></div> Well, figuratively, I suppose. I certainly didnt mean Id knock her teeth out or anything.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Sudden Impact</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Id hit the blonde. </div></div>

Really? Damn dude, she looks like she's 10 or 11! Sick!

But I laughed so hard I was in tears over those complaints!

</div></div>

Looks caan be deceiveing