I really don't know why they are making such a big deal out of this...
They should simply give every one of those kids a Masters Degree at birth and save them the humiliation of having to actually get any sort of an education, or having to physically go to school. Playing video games and having grape drank all day sounds like way more fun.
Then give them a nice cushy title of a job in the Federal Government and put them all in charge of those damned crackers that were stupid enough to go to school, or pay for their own college education, or show up for work every day. But don't make them actually go to a job. That would be too harsh. Let them continue to stay home and play video games and their grape drank. They deserve it. Just aks them.