My dad told me stories; back in the day, when the navy trained at Fort Benning jump school.
It was windy as hell for over a week and the Army was getting backed up. Dad said it should have been a black flag day for jumping, 25+ miles per hour shit wind. He said there were trainees all over the place. Some landed in swamps and had their legs snapped, from sinking in the mud and the wind blowing them. He said people were scattered all over the place, a true cluster fk.
That advertisement is a nice way to sucker people into believing, once you hit the ground, you just lay there and soak in the sun. LOL
I was looking for high fives and coffee once they landed.