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I'm no soccer fan, but you can't deny the fitness it takes to play that game as a professional.
I'd bet most bear pit posters would fall out in the first few minutes, if they actually even try to engage.
Doesn't make it less gay.
But generally, don't they bounce back up 30 seconds later once they find out of the ref threw a card or not?
These guys are leaving the game on stretchers.
Soccer goalkeeper here.... no pads, no helmet, no homo - could run circles around all the football guys while smoking a Lucky Strike 
Took more hits to the head than.... wait, where was I? Anyway...
Back in the day, there no fucking cards thrown for any of this bullshit you see today. You fell on the ground to draw a card? You sat out the rest of the game. My coach's favorite expression was to call you a "candy bar". Took a straight knee to the forehead in a state playoff, knocked me back about 5 feet flat on my back. When I woke up all I could hear was coach screaming "Get up you CANDY BAR!"
Yup, I finished that game.
Hell, I'm taking out my Uhlsport jersey now and reminiscing on that poor SOB I climbed up his back on a corner kick and sent to the hospital. I can still see his blood-stained jersey.
Ah, the good ole days. Rant over.
But yeah, the current crop of players are a bunch of fags IMHO.
Took more hits to the head than.... wait, where was I? Anyway...Back in the day, there no fucking cards thrown for any of this bullshit you see today. You fell on the ground to draw a card? You sat out the rest of the game. My coach's favorite expression was to call you a "candy bar". Took a straight knee to the forehead in a state playoff, knocked me back about 5 feet flat on my back. When I woke up all I could hear was coach screaming "Get up you CANDY BAR!"
Yup, I finished that game.Hell, I'm taking out my Uhlsport jersey now and reminiscing on that poor SOB I climbed up his back on a corner kick and sent to the hospital. I can still see his blood-stained jersey.
Ah, the good ole days. Rant over.
But yeah, the current crop of players are a bunch of fags IMHO.
Unfortunately.....it has to hit rock bottom before it comes back. Pandering to elected officials is an absolute waste of time...IMHO. As long as the herd of mouth breathing idiots gets away with voting scams and liberal interpretation of the law....we all fucked. Total collapse and applied force is the only course correction I see working. Not what I want for sure, but better me than my children.
LolSoccer goalkeeper here.... no pads, no helmet, no homo - could run circles around all the football guys while smoking a Lucky Strike
Back in the day, there no fucking cards thrown for any of this bullshit you see today. You fell on the ground to draw a card? You sat out the rest of the game. My coach's favorite expression was to call you a "candy bar". Took a straight knee to the forehead in a state playoff, knocked me back about 5 feet flat on my back. When I woke up all I could hear was coach screaming "Get up you CANDY BAR!"
Hell, I'm taking out my Uhlsport jersey now and reminiscing on that poor SOB I climbed up his back on a corner kick and sent to the hospital. I can still see his blood-stained jersey.
Ah, the good ole days. Rant over.
But yeah, the current crop of players are a bunch of fags IMHO.
Yeah, the football players weren't allowed to play football with the soccer players of the cross country folks… for some reason they got hurt… lol
Does Santa ward off the impending threat of Covid Coff?
If so maybe we can ask him to replace Fauci!
Soccer goalkeeper here.... no pads, no helmet, no homo - could run circles around all the football guys while smoking a Lucky Strike
Back in the day, there no fucking cards thrown for any of this bullshit you see today. You fell on the ground to draw a card? You sat out the rest of the game. My coach's favorite expression was to call you a "candy bar". Took a straight knee to the forehead in a state playoff, knocked me back about 5 feet flat on my back. When I woke up all I could hear was coach screaming "Get up you CANDY BAR!"
Hell, I'm taking out my Uhlsport jersey now and reminiscing on that poor SOB I climbed up his back on a corner kick and sent to the hospital. I can still see his blood-stained jersey.
Ah, the good ole days. Rant over.
But yeah, the current crop of players are a bunch of fags IMHO.
I had crush on a girl when I was 13. She was a beautiful, heavenly, radiant creature with chestnut brown hair that was prettier than the sun shining off a rifle barrel in the morning. She had more curves than I could put on a baseball at the time.
She was an older woman at 17. She never cast a glance at me despite my petitions to the Almighty. Except that I had a chance when she joined us for a softball game at the city park!
She was on the opposite team and I was pitching. She got up to bat and all I could think of was how I could win her affections. Striking her out was not the way to do it. So I did everything to help her get a hit. I was hoping she could knock it out of the park but she really did swing that bat like a girl.
I was doing my very best to pitch them slow enough so she could get a hit. The count got to three and two. I put a slow one across the plate and never saw it coming back at me. I felt the pain in my chest and was on my back before the sound of the crack of the bat got to my ears.
It knocked the wind out of me and the lights went out briefly. When I opened my eyes, the love of my life with the chestnut hair and soft curves was holding me in her arms. She kept apologizing and begging me not to die!
Her hair fell across my face and the last time I ever got close to a woman's breast before that was when my mother was nursing me. That was enough to revive me and put the air back in my lungs despite the pain in my chest.
She kept saying, "Please don't die on me." and "I'm so sorry." My gosh, her voice was so pretty!
Opportunity only comes knocking once and for me it was in the form of a baseball that rocketed it's way into my sternum. I hadn't been caressed like that since I fell out of my crib and even though I wasn't a quick thinker my moment of inspiration arrived.
I closed my eyes while she cradled me in her arms and I said, "Mom, is that you? Everything is so dark. I can't see. Please kiss me before I go."
I puckered up an waited for my moment of ecstasy, when she dropped me like a sack of fertilizer. She walked off the field, out of the park and out of my life.
So the PortaJohn thread has turned into a you're gay thread.
I guess it was inevitable.
I guess it was inevitable.
The FAA accidentally disclosed more than 2,000 flight records associated with Jeffrey Epstein's private jets
Domestic flight records associated with Jeffrey Epstein's private jets, provided by the FAA, reveal more than 700 previously unknown flights.
This needs to expand pronto
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Federal judge blocks Biden vaccine rule for health workers in 10 states
A federal judge on Monday blocked the Biden administration from enforcing a coronavirus vaccine mandate on thousands of health care workers in 10 states who had brought the first legal challenge against the requirement.
In hindsight you should have beaned her in the noggin and nursed her back to health.
Chris Cuomo IGNORES revelations he wrote Andrew's sex pest rebuttals
Newly-released texts rom CNN host Chris Cuomo (pictured with brother Andrew) reveal he helped strategize his brother's response to the sexual harassment scandal with Melissa DeRosa (inset)
Fake News Media Claims 5X Increase in Healthy World-Class Athletes Who Suddenly Collapse Holding Their Chest is Just a "Coincidence" and Nothing to "Panic" Over | The Gateway Pundit | by Julian Conradson
Establishment media outlets have been doing their absolute best to cover up the recent flurry of healthy, world-class athletes who suddenly drop to the ground in the middle of games or practices with heart problems, but thanks to the high profile of the players and the public setting that is...
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Timing is interesting. Oh and fuck them ^^
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Jack Dorsey Resigns as Twitter (TWTR) CEO
After a rocky journey as Twitter's CEO, Jack Dorsey Resigns; CTO Parag Agrawal Takes Over
Dr. Zelenko's "Z-Stack" Protocol On Sale For Cyber Monday
In Gateway Pundit’s recent interview of medical hero Dr. Zelenko, we got his answers on hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin and the evils of the CDC. Dr. Zelenko was an early advocate for the use of hydroxychloroquine — now, he’s developed an immune system protocol called Z-Stack that he is making...
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Well now....at least they acknowledge it for what it is.
we saw the government in action in wisconsin....
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Corrupt DOJ Blocks Steve Bannon's Request for Transparency and to Unseal Documents -- Regime Frightened by the People and the Truth | The Gateway Pundit | by Jim Hoft
The Department of Justice on Monday refused Steve Bannon’s request for transparency and his right to unseal documents from the DOJ regarding the sham J-6 Committee investigation.
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Yes, but when they recover, they'll likely burn you at the stake, as an unvaccinated witch.
As a height challenged person, I played the game dirty as I could get away with. honestly, shit got especially nasty on corner Kicks. I would grab the jersey near the bottom so the ref could not see, as the ball was put in play I would smash the top of the players foot I was next too. God forbid, an opposing player went down in the mayhem of a corner, it usually would lead to them getting kicked in the ribs or stomach, spiked the back of their calves or back, or just an ole fashioned kick to face area. ……ah the good times. …..after the injured player, usually a bigger guy, got up looking to kill me, it usually led to them being ejected from the game. Lol after the game was over was a different story lol. We were an local city team that lost so much more than we won, so we stuck together and usually were looking for a good fight after we lost the game. I would not trade that time in my life. So many good and bad things happened but all are great memories.Soccer goalkeeper here.... no pads, no helmet, no homo - could run circles around all the football guys while smoking a Lucky Strike
Back in the day, there no fucking cards thrown for any of this bullshit you see today. You fell on the ground to draw a card? You sat out the rest of the game. My coach's favorite expression was to call you a "candy bar". Took a straight knee to the forehead in a state playoff, knocked me back about 5 feet flat on my back. When I woke up all I could hear was coach screaming "Get up you CANDY BAR!"
Hell, I'm taking out my Uhlsport jersey now and reminiscing on that poor SOB I climbed up his back on a corner kick and sent to the hospital. I can still see his blood-stained jersey.
Ah, the good ole days. Rant over.
But yeah, the current crop of players are a bunch of fags IMHO.
If the Vaccines Work, Why Aren't They Working?
In the movie Moneyball, Oakland Athletics general manager Billy Beane queries his team of scouts when discussing a prospective player, “If he's a good hitter, why doesn't he hit good?” The scouts all have solid explanations, at le...
Gotta say, it's playing out like clockwork. American people are so freaking stupid thinking ANYBODY associated with Marxist party believes in transparency. For that matter, how many RINOs do either? GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Follow the money...donations...PAC funds, pay to family member business etc.
Show me an honest politician and (after I recover from fainting) I'll show you someone that will soon be a corrupt mother-----r
CUE THE HYSTERIA TSUNAMI
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Liberals Rage After the U.S. Supreme Court Smacks Them With Bad News - Court Has Agreed To Hear a Challenge To Roe v. Wade
This is going to shake things up.
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“The U.S. Supreme Court announced that it will take up arguably one of the most abortion cases in at least three decades.”BAHAHAHA..
Liberals Rage After the U.S. Supreme Court Smacks Them With Bad News - Court Has Agreed To Hear a Challenge To Roe v. Wade
This is going to shake things up.
one of the most abortion cases
Fuckers making six figures probably and doesn’t proof read.
