Trampoline Parks are natures virus vaults.
Bonus points if they have foam pits. Nothing like thousands of porous sponges soaking up pathogens from kids. You can pretty much see the viral plume every time someone de-orbits. Pretty sure that MRSA has established home-field advantage as well.
That being said, the family hit one of the local indoor facilities during a particularly warm day at the end of summer, and no one got sick. I did kinda wreck my feet and ankles (flat feet + no-shoes policy + repeated landing from elevation = ouch), so maybe bulky middle-aged guys should demonstrate some common sense when using such a facility.