So how do you cook them?
I prefer frying.
Nothing like a mess of fried hummingbird tongues.
I prefer frying.
Nothing like a mess of fried hummingbird tongues.
Preferred method for preparing hummingbird tongues?
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I eat them baked! I put out 100 feeders this year. I’m using a salt gun to shoot them! They are great eating. Especially the breast. De meat them and serve them grilled as appetizers !
I like them with sparrow assholes in a fra diavolo sauce.
Wrapped in bacon, smoked with acacia. Followed with a couple Monoamine oxidase inhibitors and a glass of whiskey. Outta this world.
Add a little shlitz malt lick her for the marinade !
The town I grew up in would have a hummingbird breast festival every year.
Never had tongue. Sounds delicious!
Never had tongue. Sounds delicious!
I’m a hummingbird drumstick guy myself...
We would use giant nets cast by 10 gauge shotguns in tandem. That way we could harvest hundreds at a time when there was a large migrating flock.
I feel like I am missing the thread that this is trolling.
parbroiled in liberal tears.
and i only eat the tongues....some say it’s wasteful to throw the breasts and drummies, but i say why use the stuff that isnt your favorite?
and i only eat the tongues....some say it’s wasteful to throw the breasts and drummies, but i say why use the stuff that isnt your favorite?
I usually make hummingbird stuffed puppies.
Hitler taught me this recipe originally, but he used kittens.
After participating in the Nazi Immortality project, I still can’t get the taste of kittens and unicorn semen out of my mouth so I swapped to puppies in the 50s.
Hitler taught me this recipe originally, but he used kittens.
After participating in the Nazi Immortality project, I still can’t get the taste of kittens and unicorn semen out of my mouth so I swapped to puppies in the 50s.
i eat mine raw, marinated in turpentine...turns the hair on your ass from gray to black...
Gotta cook em' fat side down!
Mmm, hummers........
Mmm, hummers........
OP You keep sneaking into dads liquor cabinet he going to find out and whip your ass.
If you put the sauce on the assholes before you cook them, they make for much more challenging targets.
Gonna be a hell of a trick. He has been dead since 98, and his ashes was buried with Momma back in November.
Haven't had a snort since last Friday.
I use a punt gun when hunting. That saves some of the meat.
You guys don’t know how to eat like we do down here in Louisiana.
If you’re not making hummingbird tongue étouffée, served over a big pile of rice, you’re wasting good hummingbird tongues.
After we harvest the tongues, we throw the rest of the hummingbird in a big pot of boiling crab boil. Holy crap! You haven’t eaten till you’ve had a big pot of boiled hummingbirds. It’s like crawfish, but way frikkin better. You can smell them cooking for blocks around. Some down here suck the hummingbird heads, but I can’t bring myself to do that.
If you’re not making hummingbird tongue étouffée, served over a big pile of rice, you’re wasting good hummingbird tongues.
After we harvest the tongues, we throw the rest of the hummingbird in a big pot of boiling crab boil. Holy crap! You haven’t eaten till you’ve had a big pot of boiled hummingbirds. It’s like crawfish, but way frikkin better. You can smell them cooking for blocks around. Some down here suck the hummingbird heads, but I can’t bring myself to do that.
What I was going to say in response to this was too fucked up even for me.
That takes some doing. I’ll leave the folks who follow the sick and twisted shit that normally spews out of the top side of my asshole a chance to wonder.
Oh come on, you can't leave us hanging after that. 
Attracting hummingbirds
Are you a hummingbird lover? Yes, then you hopefully enjoy having different species of hummingbirds in your garden. These small species can increase the beauty of any garden. But the question is how we can attract them. one of the easiest ways to attract them is the use of hummingbird feeders...
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If you squeeze them them just right, the tongue pops right out. Kinda like sushi, but without the rice.
Attracting hummingbirds
Are you a hummingbird lover? Yes, then you hopefully enjoy having different species of hummingbirds in your garden. These small species can increase the beauty of any garden. But the question is how we can attract them. one of the easiest ways to attract them is the use of hummingbird feeders...
You are way off...
Hummingbirds are best served with spotted owl and baby manatees, but there is a lot of work involved .
First you have to get the spotted owl. My preferred method is to just cut down the tree they are in and when they hit the ground, one or two good wack's with a baseball bat will usually do it . U can even turn it into fun with the family by telling the kids it's whack a mole time
The baby manatees are much easier, you can just run those over with the boat .
As for the hummingbirds I was using a mini taser gun , but I've grown lazy as of late so now I just use a bug zapper that's shaped like a hummingbird feeder and painted red .
First you have to get the spotted owl. My preferred method is to just cut down the tree they are in and when they hit the ground, one or two good wack's with a baseball bat will usually do it . U can even turn it into fun with the family by telling the kids it's whack a mole time
The baby manatees are much easier, you can just run those over with the boat .
As for the hummingbirds I was using a mini taser gun , but I've grown lazy as of late so now I just use a bug zapper that's shaped like a hummingbird feeder and painted red .
Braised hummingbird tongue is the perfect appetizer to a meal of deep-fried koala.
While I enjoy a hummingbird just as much as the next person. Chimney swifts are definitely the pinnacle of bird hunting. Nothing is faster and more fun.
I like wounding those seals by cutting of one of they’re arms. Then watch em swim in circles! Passes ones time nicely!
Those make for nice wind readers on the range.
Hummingbird tongue tartar or you are just a wannabe
Do you even operate, bruh?
Is there a difference between Hummingbird taint and Pigeon taint . Askin for a friend .
I used to work in a restaurant at the New York Times and the only way to cook them is in a particle collider.
You sprinkle them with a lot of ego and bit of humility, then pound them with a continuous stream of protons till light brown.
Then let them breathe and cool on the counter for a few minutes. Finally pat yourself on the back (very important) and serve with tweezers.
You sprinkle them with a lot of ego and bit of humility, then pound them with a continuous stream of protons till light brown.
Then let them breathe and cool on the counter for a few minutes. Finally pat yourself on the back (very important) and serve with tweezers.
I bought some from the Schwann's truck.
Word of advice.... Do Not Try This!
Word of advice.... Do Not Try This!
Did you perhaps work on the Therac-25 project?I used to work in a restaurant at the New York Times and the only way to cook them is in a particle collider.
You sprinkle them with a lot of ego and bit of humility, then pound them with a continuous stream of protons till light brown.
Then let them breathe and cool on the counter for a few minutes. Finally pat yourself on the back (very important) and serve with tweezers.
Good idea. I know what I’m doing with the hummingbirds this afternoon before cooking them.
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Ive heard tales that you can dry them out, mash them into powder and snort them off a strippers tits and it smells like fresh flowers... and stripper sweat.
Am I the only one who chicken fries these things?!
Also, really good with a spicy jerky marinade and dehydrated.... good to snack on when bow hunting!
Also, really good with a spicy jerky marinade and dehydrated.... good to snack on when bow hunting!
I just sauté them in butter and serve them as appetizers when we have spotted owl for dinner.
Just don't accidentally buy counterfeit hummingbird powder.
You can tell its not the real deal because real hummingbird powder is sparkly red in color, and doesn't make your nose go numb like that nasty white shit.
Dude sparkly red off a strippers tits? Gonna have to break it to ya... that was glitter you got that time.
This is what the actual "The Chair is Against The Wall" thread looks like buddy.
Its all code words, WARORDS, op plan authorizations, target package selection.
The code book is revealed when you interleave the Bible and "Catcher in the Rye", combining it by interleaving 1 word in the Bible per one sentence in CR. Strip the first word off the sentence in Catcher in the Rye and replace it with the word from the Bible.
For example:
BIBLE CR
"IN" "MY MOTHER"
This code word pairing means you should go upstairs and do your mother. Rally point Mom, Phase Line Oedepus. Full assault.
