Preferred method for preparing hummingbird tongues?

[Shooter McGavin]

I like duck tongue better because they're bigger

 

[uffduh]

Just don't accidentally buy counterfeit hummingbird powder.

You can tell its not the real deal because real hummingbird powder is sparkly red in color, and doesn't make your nose go numb like that nasty white shit.

is that what killed George Floyd? he got the fake stuff?

 

[clcustom1911]

Wrapped in bacon, smoked with acacia. Followed with a couple Monoamine oxidase inhibitors and a glass of whiskey. Outta this world.

Git you some SSRI's and SSNRI's. What is this? Amateur hour?

 

[Mr. Z]

Your Google-fu is weak bro. Get that selective shit outta here.

Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (also called MAO inhibitors or MAOIs) block the actions of monoamine oxidase enzymes. Monoamine oxidase enzymes are responsible for breaking down neurotransmitters such as dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin in the brain.

Next you’ll tell me you cook them fat side up

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Sure you can snort them....

 

[clcustom1911]

Your Google-fu is weak bro. Get that selective shit outta here.

Monoamine oxidase inhibitors (also called MAO inhibitors or MAOIs) block the actions of monoamine oxidase enzymes. Monoamine oxidase enzymes are responsible for breaking down neurotransmitters such as dopamine, norepinephrine, and serotonin in the brain.

Next you’ll tell me you cook them fat side up

Hey, preventing breakdown and reuptake as well as pushing more across the synapse is probably a win/win.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

90 days dry aged!!
Wave a match at it and nom nom nom

 

[Mr. Z]

Hey, preventing breakdown and reuptake as well as pushing more across the synapse is probably a win/win.

That smells of buk lernin’
What’s your stance on truffle butter?

 

[kc7pwx]

You need to put some Senor Lechuga truffle reaper sauce on it

 

[Not a Sniper]

You need to put some Senor Lechuga truffle reaper sauce on it

Senor Lechuga? 'Zat you?!...

 

[oneshot86]

I like mine rolled in buttery fly wings like a egg roll

 

[clcustom1911]

That smells of buk lernin’
What’s your stance on truffle butter?

I ain't never had no dam truffle butter.

 

[Mr. Z]

I ain't never had no dam truffle butter.

 

[akmike47]

I usually make hummingbird stuffed puppies.

Hitler taught me this recipe originally, but he used kittens.

After participating in the Nazi Immortality project, I still can’t get the taste of kittens and unicorn semen out of my mouth so I swapped to puppies in the 50s.

He never gave up that semen though....

Is the the cookbook you use?

 

[The King]

He never gave up that semen though....

Is the the cookbook you use?View attachment 7623265

Nah - couldn't find a copy.

All of them have been bought up by the local schools as part of the new Epstein Model for Educational Excellence. K-6 schools have been putting out some mighty strange food of late, but all the cooks look happy and relaxed.

Same reason you can't find a massage table in Colorado to save your life - they are being bought up by all the schools PE programs.

(Breaking the 4th wall for a second) Jesus I wish my above commentary was more of a joke than it is.

 

[clcustom1911]

This thread has made me loose faith in humanity just a teeny bit more.

 

[Mr. Z]

 

[myronman3]

don’t forget the hummingbird egg omelet...another timeless classic.

 

[Steel head]

I like to just smash the flutter buzzards with a wiffle ball bat then rip the tongue out and eat raw
Unfortunately it’s a lot of work to get a good meal but great exercise.

 

[akmike47]

don’t forget the hummingbird 700 egg omelet...another timeless classic.

FIFY

 

[HiDesertELR]

So, I'm reading this thread to my wife, because you know, sharing... With a straight face she suggests a picallilli remoulade.

WTF?

 

[clcustom1911]

So, I'm reading this thread to my wife, because you know, sharing... With a straight face she suggests a picallilli remoulade.

WTF?

You got a keeper, there.

 

[The King]

If you squeeze them them just right, the tongue pops right out. Kinda like sushi, but without the rice.

Or you can put rice in the hummingbird feeder and it will expand and the evil little fucks will coming raining down out of the sky like the wrath of god...or military maintained helicopters.

 

[HiDesertELR]

You got a keeper, there.

Yeah, she sends me stuff like this