PSA: Now we need to worry about cars...

[HeavyAssault]

Washington DC woman runs over and kills boyfriend with car: police

A Maryland woman is charged with vehicular manslaughter after striking and killing her boyfriend with her car in Washington DC over the weekend.

www.foxnews.com

PSA: Even if you check the kitchen drawers you got to stay frosty guys. Don't be that guy!!!

 

[Lawless]

Glad I have a good woman. Married 30 years this March

 

[MtnCreek]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

 

[Romeo458]

That's methed up

 

[TexPatriot]

Glad I have a good woman. Married 30 years this March

So, you're saying it's just luck you ended up with a good woman and not this?

 

[TexPatriot]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

Yeah, if you looked down and saw that staring back up at you, you chose poorly.

 

[MtnCreek]

Not sure if that's a herpe or a schlong covid on 'her' lip, but I'd stay at least 6ft away and would rather it wear a mask.

 

[Lawless]

So, you're saying it's just luck you ended up with a good woman and not this?

Nope

 

[TexPatriot]

Not sure if that's a herpe or a schlong covid on 'her' lip, but I'd stay at least 6ft away and would rather it wear a mask.

If I had to guess, the shutter clicked right in the end of a "Fuck yew".

 

[roostercogburn98]

Just wait, commifornia is trying to ban gas powered cars now. Will an electric car run someone over?

 

[Keeper22]

He was just glad it was over, he chose very poorly

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Anybody remember these series of books?

She looks like an illustration from one of these stories...

 

[kcbird]

Just wait, commifornia is trying to ban gas powered cars now. Will an electric car run someone over?

No it won't kill you. Its hurts though, like hitting your shin on a receiver hitch.

 

[HeavyAssault]

 

[Sandhog308]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

The question is ?
Would Bigfatcock hit dat ?

 

[candyx]

So, you're saying it's just luck you ended up with a good woman and not this?

Looks like she was with someone who had love bumps on his ding dong and now there on her lips.

 

[PatMiles]

Looks like she was with someone who had love bumps on his ding dong and now there on her lips.

Monkeypox?

 

[AngryKoala]

Just wait, commifornia is trying to ban gas powered cars now. Will an electric car run someone over?

It weighs more and has great acceleration so it would actually be better at killing.

 

[roostercogburn98]

It weighs more and has great acceleration so it would actually be better at killing.

 

[acudaowner]

that's nothing new men have been driving women crazy for well ever . and once they know just how easy it is to get under a womans skin all bets are off so one getting tired of it and running a guy over with a car or waking them up at night with a butchers knife or bat are about even lol .

 

[Deputy Dan]

Nobody needs a car with more than one door . . .

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Eh.. typical PG County shit. Surprised it even made the local news

 

[Fig]

Damn she U-G-L-Y.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Are you Mike Tyson?

That's methed up

 

[Romeo458]

Are you Mike Tyson?

I was gonna make a meme for that but didn't

 

[The D]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

She looks like a character in the beetlejuice cartoons

 

[accurate obsession]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

Wow, she's fuckin hot. I don't know if I can stray from my main girl though. The Bear Pit can chime in.

 

[HeavyAssault]

Wow, she's fuckin hot. I don't know if I can stray from my main girl though. The Bear Pit can chime in.
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I'd bet that could be awkward during a 3-way.

 

[SBRSarge]

It weighs more and has great acceleration so it would actually be better at killing.

And it is quieter, so the victim won’t hear you coming.

 

[Maggot]

The question is ?
Would Bigfatcock hit dat ?

You know he would. Likely put a 5 gallon bucket over her head.

 

[deersniper]

@Bigfatcock

 

[Bigfatcock]

The question is ?
Would Bigfatcock hit dat ?

Most definitely. She probably has a stinky coochie so you’d have to do it missionary or prone bone to avoid the smell.

 

[Sandhog308]

Most definitely. She probably has a stinky coochie so you’d have to do it missionary or prone bone to avoid the smell.

I like your style we’d of been good wingmen !!

I have seldom been accused of being picky , as long as they’re WOMEN between 18 & 80 , blind , cripple , or crazy, good chance I’d hit it !
I waved the 18 rule a tad in SE Asia , but I wasn’t that much older then.

PS: As far as avoiding stinky twats , disposable ear plugs , aren’t only for ears

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Maser]

Anybody remember these series of books?

She looks like an illustration from one of these stories...

When I was a kid we had those old books in our library and I LOVED the artwork!

 

[anon]

Clara Harris only served 15 for running over her husband, with his teenage daughter in the car, her step-daughter. She went around the Hilton driveway running him over three times.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

He got more tired as the relationship neared the end

 

[The D]

He got more tired as the relationship neared the end

 

[Rthur]

After seeing that thing i'll say the following:

R

 

[JR_77]

Glad I have a good woman. Married 30 years this March

Congrats….getting harder to accomplish in this day and age.

 

[BAMAboy18]

Anybody that'd fuck that gets what they get.

My reply when I 1st read this' and seen her; if I woke up next to that, I'd run myself over!

 

[OREGUN]

I waved the 18 rule a tad in SE Asia , but I wasn’t that much older then.

This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.


“I had sex with minors in SE Asia because excuses”. Good Christ.

 

[Sandhog308]

10-4 ,
I will cancel my next birthday.
For all I know they were over 18.
Have a good day.

 

[W54/XM-388]

This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.

Just as a note, different countries have different legal age standards for things.
The rest of the world doesn't automatically fall in line with whatever the puritans in the USA think is correct.

On the other side you could be headed to some of our "friends" in the sandbox and find out the hard way, that extramarital sex is a crime...

So of course always look up the local laws to avoid issues.

 

[Fig]

This is not something you say in a public forum, even if it is true.


“I had sex with minors in SE Asia because excuses”. Good Christ.

It's not even 18 in most states, I'm pretty sure legal age is much lower in that part of the world...

United States Age of Consent Laws By State

www.ageofconsent.net

That said, the age of consent with the Maryland woman from the story is 40, and requires written documentation, a notary seal, and must be recorded at the county.

 

[Sandhog308]

What I said was probably not cool for some people , was mostly said in jest.

After long line periods in the Tonkin Gulf , once back in the P.I. or Bangkok , checking ID cards wasn’t a priority.
Besides that it was over 50 yrs ago. Not going to Epstein myself today.