Question on Banning

[Jigstick]

Frank relies on us to police ourselves. He overwhelmingly supports us reporting anything even slightly out of line. If someone hurts your feelings report it immediately so Frank can take care of it. He enjoys waking up...grabbing a cup of coffee...and sifting through all the complaints.

 

[P-Squared]

The most certain way to become un-bannable is to craft some long and detailed posts here in the Pit.
Topics that assure longevity are awards and commendations you have may or may not have gotten (including ROTC), fuck hats, ghillie suits, how much you bench, velcro sneakers you may own and voicing any distaste for law enforcement seems to help.

Don't forget concrete work. You can't ban concrete workers... it's in the rules.

 

[Mike Casselton]

I am also still relatively new. I haven't read the sum total of forum rules but that said I follow my own rules which probably go beyond the forum rules anyway.

1. You can disagree with someone without being a jerk or calling names. I try to 'talk' to other forum members as if they were sitting across the table from me. This philosophy so far has kept me out of trouble. That said sometimes 'old' members will jump all over new members or do or say things that are not acceptable and that's not really a healthy thing. My perception of that is those old members get a little bit too comfortable when they start thinking this house is their house so they start to do as they please...which often doesn't work out very well.

2. This is a gun forum and a shooting forum. For the most part stay on topic and you will be fine provided you don't cop an attitude.

3. Avoid the Bear Pit 96.8% of the time.

#2 is incorrect.
If it doesn't go off topic, your thread dies before it hits page 2.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Whatever you do, do NOT send me your W2 in PM in attempts to prove a point.....

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[AngryKoala]

Hi,

Whatever you do, do NOT send me your W2 in PM in attempts to prove a point.....

Sincerely,
Theis

The question is did you ever get any nudes?

 

[Jigstick]

Hi,

Whatever you do, do NOT send me your W2 in PM in attempts to prove a point.....

Sincerely,
Theis

How about cock pics? Can I send those?

 

[1moaoff]

OP, EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST TEASING......Once you have pics of yourself in appropriate concealment attire and have videos of your skills and hardware send it to the mods for review. After stage 1 approval senior members will meet in the private area to discuss your submissions. You may be asked for past operational details. They will provide with appropriate security clearance so you can be validated. After that its pretty simple. You need to do some silly tasks but will eventually be sent a random piece of swag. Swag will either be SH or SM... this will define your long term status.

 

[1moaoff]

How about cock pics? Can I send those?

Must be sword fighting or crossing the streams to qualify...

 

[Jigstick]

Must be sword fighting or crossing the streams to qualify...

How about cock docking pics? Surely that is preferred

 

[roostercogburn98]

Prolly Dick Pics. Don't Do Dick Pics. Ever.

Oops

 

[Bullfrog08]

So, here's some wisdom. Mods are like dogs. They need YOU to train THEM. Especially the ones who fancy themselves as some kind of hardass. There's something about being a mod on a gun forum that turns them into the most rancid of vagina's in male form. You need only smell Tucker. It's sad how many fawn over them when in reality they need a firm reprimand in the same way they feel we do. Or at least me. In fact, I was doing great training Tucker by telling him to eat shit and die on a regular basis (about once every month if I recall) but then the asshole went got himself banned. Apparently because of his boi-fetish over Maser which he shared with Veer (deceased). I dunno. I was banned when it all went down so I never got to tell him to eat shit and die one last time.

The irony.

So. Get quick with the task and tell your local gun forum mod to eat shit and die. In (a lot of) time, they'll thank you for it.

***UPDATE***

I lied, the mods are actually training me on how to be a forum member. Im away on a retreat training now. See you in 2 weeks

OP, training the wrong people is likely to get you a red banner.

 

[Bender]

So, here's some wisdom. Mods are like dogs. They need YOU to train THEM. Especially the ones who fancy themselves as some kind of hardass. There's something about being a mod on a gun forum that turns them into the most rancid of vagina's in male form. You need only smell Tucker. It's sad how many fawn over them when in reality they need a firm reprimand in the same way they feel we do. Or at least me. In fact, I was doing great training Tucker by telling him to eat shit and die on a regular basis (about once every month if I recall) but then the asshole went got himself banned. Apparently because of his boi-fetish over Maser which he shared with Veer (deceased). I dunno. I was banned when it all went down so I never got to tell him to eat shit and die one last time.

The irony.

So. Get quick with the task and tell your local gun forum mod to eat shit and die. In (a lot of) time, they'll thank you for it.

***UPDATE***

I lied, the mods are actually training me on how to be a forum member. Im away on a retreat training now. See you in 2 weeks

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Don’t come back.

 

[Steel head]

Can't earn your ink if you don't tug on a few tampon strings now and then ........

 

[eelman308]

Almost all of the good ones are linked in the Legendary Thread Reference. New ones added as they come up.

Legendary Thread Reference

Figured it'd be nice to have a place to go to find some of the Legendary threads. They can be old ones (like gecko45), newer ones (like buddly or recoil control bipods), or even as a place to check what looks like it might turn into a Legendary thread. I've seen a few times where different...

www.snipershide.com

^^^^ This is the kind of thing I was looking for. Went down this rabbit hole for nearly 3 hrs. I was looking for a safe space I could come to when I needed to pour out my heart, share my innermost feelings, and get some comfort on those days the anxiety and stress of having to work 4 FULL hours ( in one day!! )really get to me without being judged, ridiculed, and made fun of. I think the Hide is Just. That. Place. Thanks for having me and maybe we'll all meet at Starbucks one day and sit around and chat.

The sarcasm and quick wit are unparalleled. A bunch of seriously sick individuals. My kind of people.

 

[Steel head]

Hi,

Whatever you do, do NOT send me your W2 in PM in attempts to prove a point.....

Sincerely,
Theis

Sending you mine so you’ll feel sorry for me and send me one of your blem rifles.
A precious precision pity rifle!

 

[ggmanning]

I've been here 11 years without a ban. I must be aging out of the internet piss wars and reposting watermarked lucy pics stage. Or I'm not worthy or some other thing like that.

 

[slowworm]

^^^^^^

I've been 16 years and haven't even hit 100 posts yet...

 

[Doc68]

Try bench pressing 275 and having 200 bow kills, can’t ban that

But you have to work in concrete also.

Doc

 

[Doc68]

Sending you mine so you’ll feel sorry for me and send me one of your blem rifles.
A precious precision pity rifle!

Nope that wont happen. I've been told that it's my life decisions as to why im poor and even though my current health issues arent a matter by a guy who supposedly makes 5 times what I make.....not Theis though. It wasnt him.

Doc

 

[akmike47]

I've been around for years and got tired of seeing everyone else having all the fun. I post now and it's much more entertaining

 

[db2000]

Hell, if I’d known it was gonna be this kinda party...

 

[Soulezoo]

Never say "buy more ammo".

I don't know why that is bad, but apparently it will earn multiple time outs before the permanent ban.

 

[BullGear]

Never say "buy more ammo".

I don't know why that is bad, but apparently it will earn multiple time outs before the permanent ban.

It helps if you don't say that in a thread about a dying relative.... I'm just saying.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

So here is the simplest way to not get the bancat...other than just following the written rules, lolol....

Never Ever Never Ever Ever make any kind of post that relates to any member here needing to remind you of any of the following details, hahaha

Sincerely,
Theis

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Hi,

You do realize you come onto a forum..(unlike most of the others) that has a very vast array of BTDT guys and you actually put in your profile you were trained for 3 years by Green Berets while in their ROTC Counter Insurgency Program. As if that is suppose to impress the forum members.
So then you went on into great detail about you trained with this and trained with that; almost killed for this, friends died for that, first drug enforcement this, turned down DEA that, Marines saluted you for what you wore, etc etc etc....it was you that kept digging your hole deeper and deeper. Not Redman.

So other than your 3 years ROTC, Brief NG duty, oil refinery job and owning a restaurant....what makes you think you have the knowledge to tell members of this forum what could and could not save their life?

You do realize what the 8541 means on Redmans moniker right?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that have and/or currently work for the DIA, CIA, USSS, DSA, DOS, etc etc?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that were part of the formation unit of "Delta Force"?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that were members of DevGru?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that consult and contract to foreign governments under the DOS guidelines?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that have 20+ years at working Department of Corrections and/or Law Enforcement?

So if you were under the impression that your detailed and continual edited "I am super secret squirrel" badge holder was going to be unique here you were mistaken and that is the root cause of your reception in this thread.

Sincerely,
Theis

PS: But what do I know

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Must be sword fighting or crossing the streams to qualify...

Have to be katanas too... For the neckbeard cringe factor...

 

[Threadcutter308]

Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Don’t come back.

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Thanks Pidgeon, jeebuz, what a piece of shit (not you).

 

[StrayDog]

No Religion,
No Politics,
No Chinges,
No Ragrets!

 

[Sniperwannabee]

When is army jerry coming back?

 

[slowworm]

Army Jerry will return when he runs out of ammo.....

 

[acudaowner]

only you can prevent forest fires .

 

[Soulezoo]

Hi,

So here is the simplest way to not get the bancat...other than just following the written rules, lolol....

Never Ever Never Ever Ever make any kind of post that relates to any member here needing to remind you of any of the following details, hahaha

Sincerely,
Theis

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Hi,

You do realize you come onto a forum..(unlike most of the others) that has a very vast array of BTDT guys and you actually put in your profile you were trained for 3 years by Green Berets while in their ROTC Counter Insurgency Program. As if that is suppose to impress the forum members.
So then you went on into great detail about you trained with this and trained with that; almost killed for this, friends died for that, first drug enforcement this, turned down DEA that, Marines saluted you for what you wore, etc etc etc....it was you that kept digging your hole deeper and deeper. Not Redman.

So other than your 3 years ROTC, Brief NG duty, oil refinery job and owning a restaurant....what makes you think you have the knowledge to tell members of this forum what could and could not save their life?

You do realize what the 8541 means on Redmans moniker right?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that have and/or currently work for the DIA, CIA, USSS, DSA, DOS, etc etc?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that were part of the formation unit of "Delta Force"?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that were members of DevGru?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that consult and contract to foreign governments under the DOS guidelines?
You do realize there are guys on this forum that have 20+ years at working Department of Corrections and/or Law Enforcement?

So if you were under the impression that your detailed and continual edited "I am super secret squirrel" badge holder was going to be unique here you were mistaken and that is the root cause of your reception in this thread.

Sincerely,
Theis

PS: But what do I know

But what if I was a secret chipmunk? Is that ok then?

 

[Maser]

I think I may be the most banned member that's still here. I really am a sweet and nice guy.

 

[candyx]

I think I may be the most banned member that's still here. I really am a sweet and nice guy.

They should have a red count number in your profile box so everyone can keep track of the ban counts.

 

[Jefe's Dope]

Shittiest thread and the worst replies ever.

For fuck's sake, just be yourself. Whoever that is. If you get banned, SH wasn't for you. You fuckers overthink everything. The minutia you vag bags get into is relentless.


Also, starting a thread about getting banned seems about the fastest way to get banned other than having a public breakdown and committing forum suicide. So, good knowing ya.

 

[Gommer]

Shittiest thread and the worst replies ever.

For fuck's sake, just be yourself. Whoever that is. If you get banned, SH wasn't for you. You fuckers overthink everything. The minutia you vag bags get into is relentless.

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