RAPE IN SHOWER ROOMS WHILE DEPLOYED
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Wait people got showers in Afghanistan?????........
Shirley-Owens ARK serrated being discontinued by Spyderco
The little neck knife developed by two THR members and made by Spyderco has been a success for several years, but interest in the serrated version has waned and Spyderco will be discontinuing the serrated version. Pity, since the H1 steel lends itself very well to a serrated edge. I just...
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There’s even a thread on that knife here.
Nonsense?
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Damn. I thought this was the secret meet up for 7mm Bareback fans
Ya know I actually really struggled with the smell once I had kids tbh....
We were rationed a couple of these to shower with for the most of my time lol
This one just happens to be filled with something something lol
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I guess I missed out. All I got was a toenail fungus. The Phantom Shitter was real, however.
By the way, the food in every DFAC I ever went to was very good.
AND... I was issued a cowboy hat at the Independence DFAC at Kandahar. I accidently dropped my boonie hat at the chow hall, and when I realized it I went back to get it. The guy in charge said he saw some hadji wearing it, but did I want this OTHER hat? Been sitting in his office for months... He went in the back and came out with this, covered in dust:
A Resistol Western. In my size exactly.
Somewhere... there's a cowboy who's wondering whatever happened to his hat. Still have the dang toenail fungus, too. Good times.
By the way, the food in every DFAC I ever went to was very good.
AND... I was issued a cowboy hat at the Independence DFAC at Kandahar. I accidently dropped my boonie hat at the chow hall, and when I realized it I went back to get it. The guy in charge said he saw some hadji wearing it, but did I want this OTHER hat? Been sitting in his office for months... He went in the back and came out with this, covered in dust:
A Resistol Western. In my size exactly.
Somewhere... there's a cowboy who's wondering whatever happened to his hat. Still have the dang toenail fungus, too. Good times.
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I heard a guy named westhewelder has one.
That bastard has been around since at least '98. The trick was to take a shit at night right next to your buddy's tent or vehicle hatch so that he'd step in it when he got up in the morning.
"Allegedly".
The amount of phantom shitters increased exponentially during the summer of '98. And I bet he existed before that too. It was a natural progression that he'd deploy too. The single biggest shit I've ever seen in my life was the one across the entire back of the seat near our company headquarters in Ramadi in '08. I laughed so hard over that - and the fact that our 1stSgt acted so disgusted by it (was not me).
The Mad Shitter or Phantom Shitter has been around forever. He crosses branches and eras. He had a crime spree in our barracks in Kirchgoens Germany circa 1990 and again during AT when I was National Guard circa 1997. Turds on top of wall lockers, in drinking fountains, etc.....
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I've had to clean up after the phantom shitter several times. Cleaning up shit doesn't bother me. The reactions at quarters after an "attack" (especially when you could see and smell it while standing at quarters) were very amusing. That is, in fact, where the term "funny as shit" originates.
It didn't hurt that The Phantom happened to be one of my best friends, and still is to this day, though he is a conspiracy theorists which can get tedious. 
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To be fair, I think the rape knife was probably (or should have been) targeted to female consumers.
My wife (when I was dating her) deployed to Afghanistan, and all of the females got rape whistles on her post. I somewhat found that idea amusing (not the act, the stupidity behind the preventative measure).
My wife (when I was dating her) deployed to Afghanistan, and all of the females got rape whistles on her post. I somewhat found that idea amusing (not the act, the stupidity behind the preventative measure).
I have one that is all composite, so with a cord it will go right thru detectors...........not that I would do that
Bellowing "harder" through a traffic cone does not constitute utilizing a rape whistle Sir...
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