Hi,
Well, like the old Canadian saying goes....you either pay to control recoil or recoil controls you.
Sincerely,
Theis
Recoil Control Bipods
- Thread starter PracticalTactical
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Hi,
Well, like the old Canadian saying goes....you either pay to control recoil or recoil controls you.
Sincerely,
Theis
We have to give big props to the OP.. Not many have got @THEIS to come out and play so long in one thread!!
For a web channel called 'practically tactical' it sure seems anything but tactical?
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or practical for that matterFor a web channel called 'practically tactical' it sure seems anything but tactical?
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Best troll ever. He really spent some time putting together this plot!
Well done, @PracticalTactical
"These aren't the recoil control bipods that you were looking for."
Bet next up he will work on a RMA (recoil mitigating accu-pod) with knobs to go with it to become a complete and total “system”
Batteries optional.
Batteries optional.
For a web channel called 'practically tactical' it sure seems anything but tactical?
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Lol
Beat me to it!
So this thread got me thinking. I said to myself, “Self, that idea is genius. Only a true man among men could create such a brilliant devise and only use it for Good.” I went directly to the lab, after work. It’s where I keep all my awards, so....Anyway I worked diligently for what seemed like 7 and a half minutes. Then low-and-behold an epiphany of recoil absorbing mechanics hit me like a hammer. A tiny plastic hammer, like you had in your Fisher-Price tool set.
The rear “elasticizer” (the thing that looks exactly like a tire, but it’s not, it’s an elasticizer) is fully adjustable for the shooter’s body length and shooting position. Once that is set, the tension on the front recoil absorbing spring is set using the included torque wrench. This allows for semi, possibly, accurate tension to be applied.
Then the monopod counter tensioning devise thingy is adjusted to create three planes of good old recoil suppressing power. Tests show that the recoil is negated 1000% and a tiny wormhole is created just in front of your Quigley-Ford scope. The wormhole seems to double the Coriolis Effect and spindrift, but Hell, there’s absolutely zero recoil. The government will actually send you a rebate check thanking you for the lack of recoil!! It’s true!
It’s called The Tri-Tensioned Bipod Sprung Enigma Extrapolator: Tri-Bi-S-E-X for short. See us at shot show. If you can’t find the booth, walk up the largest meat eating alpha male and say, “Can you help me Tri-Bi-S-E-X?”
Patent pending/ copy written/ registered trademark and shit.
Why doesn't some take one of these. Tie the pull string to front of trigger guard. Tie another rope to the throwing arm and the forend of the rifle. When the rifle recoils the arm will be triggered and rifle will be pulled forward. Making recoil a negative number.
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Now that’s just ridiculous.
Don't wait for someone. BE someone!
Maybe Sunday, I have been working on other more important shenanigans.
Even he couldn’t resist riding along on this train wreck.
Well actually it’s not a train wreck anymore.
Just a collage of SH magic at this point.
Well @PracticalTactical , I’d say this pretty well sums up your request for Hide opinions on the ”recoil reducing bipod”...........
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More recoil reducing positional study material.
If she didn't just fart, I'd hit that.
That wouldn’t stop me.
What? You’ve never heard of the “Double Cocked Leg Prone”. That a real thing man......
She makes proper prone position difficult without digging a hole in the ground for clearance first.
Wait a second!
Now I understand the functionality and utilization of a ground spike!
Now I understand the functionality and utilization of a ground spike!
And it meets the F-Class 2” Maximum length requirement for ground spikes.....?
Right now it does because I’m on a plane to California for work and an fully deployed illegal length ground spike might get me in trouble.
Hahaha, FYI, you gotta have a permit to carry that thing concealed in California....
Pro tip.
Don’t watch porn on a plane.
That was a hard learned lesson
Don’t watch porn on a plane.
That was a hard learned lesson
Pro Tip #2- if you ARE watching porn on the plane- ensure your headphone jack is fully seated in your iPad. Otherwise? Everyone near you gets to listen as well. Just an FYI?Pro tip.
Don’t watch porn on a plane.
That was a hard learned lesson
It’s legal to take a dump in the middle of the street in San Francisco but your an enemy of the state if you wanna carry a gun.
?? well, shitting in the street isn’t exactly “legal” and is a sure fire way to end up on a “list” and have to register every time you move for the rest of your life, but mentally ill homeless people don’t much care about all that.
FWIW, I’ve lived here all my life and I’ve yet to see any of that except pics here on The Hide, but then again, I’ve never been to San Francisco, and have ZERO intention of ever going.
And yeah, California gun laws suck....
She doesn’t need to be. Her “recoil reducing tripod” is absorbing all the recoil......
Haven’t you been paying attention ??? ?
I swear if that booty will shake like that with a 308......somebody get her a 50 cal stat!
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