I speak as a representative of the called out “anti-cycling shorts people”. Also known as the dudes that don’t want to see other dudes in spandex people.
The non-mamils have spoken…
Road cyclist, the good, the bad and the ugly!
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I speak as a representative of the called out “anti-cycling shorts people”. Also known as the dudes that don’t want to see other dudes in spandex people.
The non-mamils have spoken…
Good thing he was carrying his glock. Otherwise the road rash might have been worse!
Everyone knows you can turn the windshield washer nozzles 90° and pee in the reservoir right?
Great for giving the cyclists a refreshing mist as you pass.
Great for giving the cyclists a refreshing mist as you pass.
Back in 2005 they scheduled a road race thru our neighborhood, didn't ask any of the residents. They came out a couple of days before the race and painted arrows on the roadway. First year they had traffic all fucked up for half the day because they ran it in heats, 15 minute intervals.
Following year, same scenario, except I helped them out. I got up early and used acetone to remove the arrows on my street and entrance and rerouted the race the long way around the neighborhood and into the new phase where no one lived. The problem was that the exit wasn't complete, it was two cut curbs and 2" diameter rock in between the cut curbs.
I called the neighbors and we road my Yamaha Rhino down and watched the festivities. Those guys were pissed, especially when they had to stop and carry their bikes across the rocks.
Next year, they avoided our neighborhood.
Following year, same scenario, except I helped them out. I got up early and used acetone to remove the arrows on my street and entrance and rerouted the race the long way around the neighborhood and into the new phase where no one lived. The problem was that the exit wasn't complete, it was two cut curbs and 2" diameter rock in between the cut curbs.
I called the neighbors and we road my Yamaha Rhino down and watched the festivities. Those guys were pissed, especially when they had to stop and carry their bikes across the rocks.
Next year, they avoided our neighborhood.
See?! Now that is proper neighborhood activism, done right.
you sir are a hero lol vid would have been great
If anyone is interested there is going to be the annual "Hotter 'N Hell 100" at Wichita Falls, TX on August 24-27.
WRT Wichita Falls, some calming music from Pat Metheny:If anyone is interested there is going to be the annual "Hotter 'N Hell 100" at Wichita Falls, TX on August 24-27.
If anyone is interested there is going to be the annual "Hotter 'N Hell 100" at Wichita Falls, TX on August 24-27.
I do the hotter than hell 300 every day at work, 300 yards on foot, f' a hundred miles of my hemorrhoids squawking at me.
Who the fuck am I kidding, I'd do good to make it a mile
I’ve done it many times in the past. I like riding in the heat, but that ride is next level.If anyone is interested there is going to be the annual "Hotter 'N Hell 100" at Wichita Falls, TX on August 24-27.
Went for a ride yesterday after work and the heat index was 109°. It wasn’t bad once you got in it for a bit.
I have been wanting to mtb, but I have so many trees down and a list the was longer then it should be before the tree were up routed. I probably wont get a ride in the rest of the summer.
It's amazing how quickly you start sweating profusely when you stop. I just loaded a 30 / 30 workout to Garmin and I'm headed out to piss some drivers off... Haha
Could the ones that dislike cyclists on the roads suffer from a latent deep-seated juvenile psychosis brought on by the childhood trauma of watching Margaret Hamilton ride a bicycle in the “Wizard of Oz?”
Was it the fear of losing Toto? Could it be the fear of the tornado-bicycle-broom-witch dream sequence.
Is it the munchkins that trigger an inferiority complex, self esteem deficits and doubts of masculinity of a Freudian dynamic that manifests itself by raging at road cyclists?
In the past the metric to determine if the patient was overcome with gender identity was to ask them a simple question; “9mm or 45ACP?”
If the answer was the former it was a sure bet they used the short urinals or sat down.
But I digress.This might be a good topic for giving life to a dead thread. By way of illustration I present, for your elucidation, a short clip from the cinematic classic in question.
If you feel any strong emotions and intense rage while watching the video, please stop and seek professional help.
Was it the fear of losing Toto? Could it be the fear of the tornado-bicycle-broom-witch dream sequence.
Is it the munchkins that trigger an inferiority complex, self esteem deficits and doubts of masculinity of a Freudian dynamic that manifests itself by raging at road cyclists?
In the past the metric to determine if the patient was overcome with gender identity was to ask them a simple question; “9mm or 45ACP?”
If the answer was the former it was a sure bet they used the short urinals or sat down.
But I digress.This might be a good topic for giving life to a dead thread. By way of illustration I present, for your elucidation, a short clip from the cinematic classic in question.
If you feel any strong emotions and intense rage while watching the video, please stop and seek professional help.
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Doubt it. You are far too considerate of a person to piss people off.
Video: Mob of bicyclists surround car, smash windows with brick, chain as driver gets out to confront them. Cops arrest suspect.
Cellphone video caught the moment when a mob of bicyclists surrounded a car on a Houston street last month and proceeded to smash its windshield and rear window with a brick and chain while ramming it and scratching it as the driver got out to confront the group. Police on Monday said they...
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Damn!
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