Maggie’s Saturday-Walk Naked in America Day

[JimT]

Don't forget to mark your calendars.

As you may already know, it is a sin for Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked, and if he does, he must commit suicide. So, next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !

 

[wickedfish]

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Heck yeah, my wifes in for some terrorist suicides.

 

[alreadygone]

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Seeing some of the neighbor women nekkid might cause ME to want to suicide!!!

Bob

 

[Bucksquirelly]

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Sooo what your saying is ALL Muslim males are terrorists?

 

[rifleman1981]

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good grief, Here we go again, what kinda question is that????

 

[Bucksquirelly]

Re: Saturday-Walk Naked in America Day

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rifleman1981</div><div class="ubbcode-body">good grief, Here we go again, what kinda question is that???? </div></div>


Look up the defintion for the word "facetious"

 

[FNARSHOOTER]

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Yes I think what he was saying is if they commit suicide they are extremeists the first sign to being a terrorist.But if the women get one of those "Factious lifts" they will look better and do a better job!!!
Scot

 

[FNARSHOOTER]

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And can I change neighborhoods for this I'm either Married /been married or related to every women in this podunk town soo I've seen them all nekid wayyy tooo many times. But only the grown women we ain't no sickos
Scot

 

[Chiller]

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Thank the lord above....was afraid that Bolt was going to be wandering the streets naked.....

 

[boom2336]

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Here is a joke that sorta goes along with this thread:

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big -- 6'2" -- and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to the only place he had dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's final interview.

"You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot," the Chief Deputy says. "So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted."

"Yes, sir," the boy replied.

"We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

"No, sir!" he answer.

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit."

"A rabbit?" the kid replies. "Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude, son," says the Chief Deputy, putting the pistol back in his drawer. "When can you start?"

 

[rifleman1981]

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got it, thought it was gonna get nasty on here for a sec