Say you prayers bitches,...

[Gunfighter14e2]

Asteroid set to hit Earth's atmosphere in matter of HOURS

An asteroid is poised to strike Earth today to the east of the Philippines. This is only the ninth time an asteroid has been spotted before it entered the earth's atmosphere.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Im2bent]

 

[BigDaddy0381]

wait,,,, NO..... I didn't wear clean underwear today.. ..

 

[doubloon]

This needs a webcam link

 

[Darryle]

Where is the NS weather reporter when you need him?

 

[higginsworksforme]

Good.

 

[Makinchips208]

Then I better hurry and go buy a bunch of toys on credit… after I pray…

 

[ironman56]

Will my homeowners insurance cover this, asking for a fiend.

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

OOOHHHH! The Huge Manatees!!!!!!!

 

[HPIguy]

"However, the relatively small, three-foot asteroid is predicted to burn up in the atmosphere, with what remains crashing into the sea."

Damn, I was really hoping for more. Those are rookie numbers after all.

 

[Tempest 455]

Was really hoping for DC.

 

[roostercogburn98]

So I popped popcorn for nuffin

 

[Hayden#69]

It's about time!! We need a reboot on this frigging rock. Something will be digging up our bones in a few Billion yrs trying to figure out what happened.

Hayden.

 

[Ronws]

Will my homeowners insurance cover this, asking for a fiend.

What kind of fiend?

 

[wvfarrier]

Has spain claimed it yet?

 

[lash]

What kind of fiend?

It was a typo. He meant fraud.

 

[oneshot86]

Here I lay me down to sleep
With a bag of Cheetos at my feet
If I die before I wake
Please give them to jhuskys white dog Jake

 

[Arc Light]

Bring it! As fucked up as this world has become, an extinction level event and a complete reset is what this place needs.

 

[NoDopes]

Trumps fault.

 

[mosin46]

we are overdue for the big one if we don't destroy it ourselves. i don't think an asteroid hit will be in time. we seem to be in a big hurray to get it done.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

PLEASE hit Brussels!!!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

BTW... fact (or one that was a fact a few years ago) is that more money has been spent on "Asteroid-hitting-the-Earth Movies" than has been spend on "Asteroid-hitting-the-Earth" research.

Hummmmmmm... where should we be spending our money???

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[lash]

Hummmmmmm... where should we be spending our money???

Bread and circuses buddy. Bread and circuses.

 

[Dogtown]

Dudes freaking out about a one meter asteroid

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

we’re still here. Nothing to get excited about.

 

[psharon78]

Was really hoping for DC.

Why so we can give another alien more tax payer funds?

 

[Cody S]

so when did/will this supposedly happen?

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

so when did/will this supposedly happen?

12:45EST

It didn’t happen.

 

[roostercogburn98]

I was out mowing the lawn while listening to “die motherfucker, die” at full blast. This bullshit caused me to have to mow the whole lawn, I was expecting to be toast before halfway

 

[W54/XM-388]

All kinds of hype and promises.
Yet no actual end of the world stuff yet.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[P-Squared]

Did you ever think this is just a 'Sighting' round? Just sayin...

 

[mvphilly]

Dam no Deep Impact?

 

[lash]

Did you ever think this is just a 'Sighting' round? Just sayin...

Sure, but unless the projectile that follows is roughly the same mass and BC, but able to withstand atmospheric entry and then explode with an unheard of mass to energy reaction thereafter, the same thing will happen again.

 

[vh20]

Here I lay me down to sleep
With a bag of Cheetos at my feet
If I die before I wake
Please give them to jhuskys white dog Jake

Such poignant prose! Well done.
He “might” be a bit spoiled. (I have the pics to support). @j-huskey

 

[375fan]

Dam no Deep Impact?

You mean a tidal wave hundreds of feet tall that wipes out California and all its liberals? We can only dream.

 

[jrassy]

Thank God, i can finally get out of that timeshare contract