Maggie’s SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

km71107

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What the hell??? People are stupid enough to fall for this??? I don't won't to find the 2 guys she bought it from, I want to find her. I've got some shit I need to sell!
Spartanburg County deputies are looking for two men who sold a piece of wood painted to look like an iPad to a woman in a McDonald's parking lot.
Ashley McDowell, 22, told deputies she was buying food around 10:00 p.m. Monday when two men approached her in the parking lot trying to sell her an iPad or a laptop. According to a police report, the men showed McDowell a new iPad and told her they had bought several in bulk.
McDowell said she gave the men $180, and the men gave her a FedEx box out of the trunk of their car. When McDowell opened the box at home, she said she found a piece of wood painted black with an Apple logo.
McDowell told deputies one of the suspects had a gold tooth and was driving a white Chevy Impala with no rims and no tint.
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Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

I wouldn't think they'd get too far driving a Chevy Impala with no rims on it. Shouldn't be too hard to track them down.
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

I can't believe that in this day and age people are still buying stuff from people out their car trunks in an alley. Its a modern twist on the homeless looking guy in the trench coat selling Rolex's. Why would a couple of thugs with gold teeth be buying iPads in bulk?
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

Ive got a nice bridge Ill let her have at a real bargain.
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: km71107</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
McDowell told deputies one of the suspects had a gold tooth and was driving a white Chevy Impala with no rims and no tint. </div></div>

Well, that's pretty much straight out of the Apple Store SOP manual right there.
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

I see these types of assholes all the time. Usually at the mall, or chain store parking lots. Selling all kinds of fake shit out of the back of a van. They always have "extra" that their "boss" wants them to sell cheap.
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

McDowell told deputies one of the suspects had a <span style="font-weight: bold">gold tooth</span> and was driving a white Chevy Impala with no rims and no tint.

I would not buy anything from anyone with a gold tooth, much less if he were driving a white Chevy Impala.

EDIT: Oops! There was a guy in White County, TN, with a gold tooth that made BBQ. The sandwiches were excellent and I made an exception in his case.
 
Re: SC woman buys wooden iPad in parking lot

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Situation Normal</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I love women this dumb. They usually also fall for the "I'll only put it in a little bit" line too. </div></div>

ROFLMAO that right there made my day