Scarred for Life, Maser

[The King]

God I’m old. Some friends showed me this and I literally said out loud - “Oh Jesus. Poor @Maser ” when they got to the Spay and Neuter part.

They looked at me mighty damn strange. If you need me to mail you an Israeli bandage let me know.

 

[6.5SH]

The commercial was hilarious as well.

 

[GrumpyOleFart]

God I’m old. Some friends showed me this and I literally said out loud - “Oh Jesus. Poor @Maser ” when they got to the Spay and Neuter part.

They looked at me mighty damn strange. If you need me to mail you an Israeli bandage let me know.

The Emperor Protects.

 

[Maser]

 

[The King]

I always thought you should have hit an 18X contract after the first year of shit you had to eat on here. I swear you were the site mascot for a few years.

 

[MtnGhost]

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[Maser]

I always thought you should have hit an 18X contract after the first year of shit you had to eat on here. I swear you were the site mascot for a few years.

I have become well seasoned over the years here at the Hide.

 

[101stinfantry]

Man, Maser has ate some shit, but I'm quite impressed by his ability to absorb, and deflect. Can't say I could've taken it in with the grace he/she has!
That said, Maser, if you ever hit North Central AR, you can shoot some MG's on my dime if your ever in the area!
That doesn't mean I'm a homo sympathizer either!

 

[Maser]

I think I may have taken members here by surprise when I joined. I don't think they realized an obnoxious 16 year old millennial from CA could have such an incredibly thick skin here.

 

[myronman3]

Man, Maser has ate some shit, but I'm quite impressed by his ability to absorb, and deflect. Can't say I could've taken it in with the grace he/she has!
That said, Maser, if you ever hit North Central AR, you can shoot some MG's on my dime if your ever in the area!
That doesn't mean I'm a homo sympathizer either!

....and if he is ever in my neck of the woods, i dont want to know, and stay the fuck away from me.

 

[The King]

Man, Maser has ate some shit, but I'm quite impressed by his ability to absorb, and deflect. Can't say I could've taken it in with the grace he/she has!
That said, Maser, if you ever hit North Central AR, you can shoot some MG's on my dime if your ever in the area!
That doesn't mean I'm a homo sympathizer either!

I suspect that almost every one of the old school hide posters who really made this place great are gone because Maser dirtnapped them.

There is some secret FBI file open about a serial killer who murdered 297 hardcore badasses...their only lead is they are looking for a Thai hooker.

 

[Jef-in-AZ]

I’m surprised to see he’s still alive. Been out for a few years, and had to start a new account.
I expected Maser to have walked in front of a bus by now.

 

[spamassassin]

I can just tell this is going to turn into a hentai thread in no time.

 

[1J04]

I suspect that almost every one of the old school hide posters who really made this place great are gone because Maser dirtnapped them.

There is some secret FBI file open about a serial killer who murdered 297 hardcore badasses...their only lead is they are looking for a Thai hooker.

Uh ya, I really fuck'n doubt all that. A lot ! I happen to know 1st hand that "MANY" of the old guard, past and present, just put your coveted Piss Boy on Ignore. Jose Von Poopy Drawers just isn't most peoples cup of tea. But if you and some of the other idiots here are all about shitting and pissing yourself, well, that's literally on you.

Pathetic.

 

[BullGear]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I'd buy @Maser a drink long before a shit ton of the pansy ass bitches here and those that came and left. If you have ever hit the report button you should shut the fuck up. You fucks that cry because something hurt you feewings. But but but they said mean things. Fuck you!! The report button should be a disguised eject button. You hit report and you automatically get a lifetime ban.

 

[BullGear]

I wish you'd tell us how you really feel. No more holding back, just let it out...

 

[Ravenworks]

I'm not good at reading between the lines, who's blowing who?

 

[BullGear]

I'm not good at reading between the lines, who's blowing who?

 

[lightman]

You'all really have given Maser a ration of shit! He's probably 6'6, weighs about 240 pounds, benches 400 + pounds, runs the hundred in under 10 seconds and just laughs at you'all and your candy asses!

 

[Deleted member 10043]

He shits and pisses on himself?

 

[1J04]

You'all really have given Maser a ration of shit! He's probably 6'6, weighs about 240 pounds, benches 400 + pounds, runs the hundred in under 10 seconds and just laughs at you'all and your candy asses!

lol You go with that, sport. But Grinder is over there >

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Damn @1J04 . You are going to kill me. I can't breathe from laughing.

 

[1J04]

Damn @1J04 . You are going to kill me. I can't breathe from laughing.

Brother, you've put me in stitches laughing my ass off I don't even know how many times the last few weeks. And in his honor, I hope ya tinkled a little bit!

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Oh gawd, I am going to have to ask @Maser which brand of adult diapers are best.

Brother, you've put me in stitches laughing my ass off I don't even know how many times the last few weeks. And in his honor, I hope ya tinkled a little bit!

 

[BullGear]

Oh gawd, I am going to have to ask @Maser which brand of adult diapers are best.

I'm sure he's going to say, "whatever the Dollar Store has on sale". But I could be wrong.....

 

[Deleted member 10043]

A fucking shit eater?

 

[TheHorta]

This whole thread is gay, and everyone posting in it is more gay than Maser.

 

[myronman3]

This whole thread is gay, and everyone posting in it is more gay than Maser.

....says the guy that just posted in it.

 

[TheHorta]

....says the guy that just posted in it.

Your momma dressed you as a kid, didn’t she.

 

[johnnycat]

Maser uses PVS-7

 

[The King]

....says the guy that just posted in it.

MORE Gay, or better?

 

[BullGear]

I want to know how you know it's gay? Is this an admission of knowledge???

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I don't mean to derail this thread... But, I just gotta ask... Whose fucking great idea was it to put all of those brushes behind every toilet out there in every public and workplace restroom???






Those fucking things HURT like all HELL.

 

[Threadcutter308]

He shits and pisses on himself?

Apparently, there are a lot of people here that haven't seen the pictures.........

I have. There's a problem. Problems like that do not solve themselves with time.

 

[Downtown]

Yeah, there's pictures. Old pictures now, though. I guess that was Masers "experimental" stage, certainly odder than the usual band camp thing. Seems relatively normal now, though. Married and kids, I believe. 'Cept he still probably drinks that nasty Natural Light.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[The King]

Yeah, there's pictures. Old pictures now, though. I guess that was Masers "experimental" stage, certainly odder than the usual band camp thing. Seems relatively normal now, though. Married and kids, I believe. 'Cept he still probably drinks that nasty Natural Light.

Couldn't agree more. I think that coming to the 'Hide was Masers last grain of straightness trying to grow into a man. And we sure did shovel on the fertilizer...so now he's a typical dude.

We should open a remedial school for the mentally disturbed.

 

[Maser]

I love how for as long as I've been here, I'm always gonna be remembered for those infamous pics. I don't even wanna know how many people have saved those pics and have been doing God knows what with them!

I have been asked in the past a few times if I could do it all over again would I do anything different. My answer is always no because of the entertainment that ensued after those pics were leaked (no pun intended). I blacklisted those pics probably close to a decade ago. Not because I'm ashamed of seeing those pics, but rather because it was always the same few that kept getting re-posted and it got old really fast. Also they weren't very good quality by today's standards. I've never had any problems with people taking my pics and re-posting them without my permission because if I did have a problem with that, I never would have put them on the internet to begin with. Which is why pics of my wife and kids will never be shown by me on the net.

 

[1J04]

Ain't it precious when sick fucks find other sick fucks to share their fantasies. Diaper changing party in 3, 2,

You fuckers probably think 2 girls 1 cup is pretty hot, don'tcha.

 

[myronman3]

Ain't it precious when sick fucks find other sick fucks to share their fantasies. Diaper changing party in 3, 2,

You fuckers probably think 2 girls 1 cup is pretty hot, don'tcha.

reminds me of folks playing with snakes, then are surprised when the snakes bite them. even though they knew better, were warned, and did it anyway.

anyone with a brain cell knows there are some folks you just fucking stay away from. folks inviting him over....are either into it or asking for it.

 

[1J04]

reminds me of folks playing with snakes, then are surprised when the snakes bite them. even though they knew better, were warned, and did it anyway.

anyone with a brain cell knows there are some folks you just fucking stay away from. folks inviting him over....are either into it or asking for it.

Let'm Baby sit for them. Let's see how that works out. Fools. Plain and simple Fools.

A Leopard Never Changes Its Spots​

The phrase “a leopard never changes its spots” means that it’s impossible for one to change their character, even if they will try very hard. The expression, sometimes also used as “a leopard can’t change its spots”, is used to explain the idea that no one can change their innate nature.

 

[Downtown]

If the leopard analogy is true, that also means some people are destined to be hateful, crude, and unforgiving of their fellow man. That is sad. I prefer to think that we can change ourselves for the better if we choose to. Makes life seem not quite so cruel and miserable.

 

[Maser]

A leopard may not be able to change their spots, but like with any other living thing, it matures as they grow older. Sadly lots of my detractors here are a little behind on the maturity thing.

 

[myronman3]

there are certain things in life, you just dont overlook. well, you CAN if you want to, but dont come crying to me when it blows up in your face.

i’m a live and let live guy, and i try real hard not to judge them as that’s God’s right. but i WILL judge whether or not certain people gain access to my AO. and some folks, i flat out dont want and refuse to have them around. i’ve been around enough blood, death, and deviance to recognize danger indicators. and there is enough bullshit going on in the world that is beyond my control, i’ll be damned if i up and invite bullshit that i can control.

 

[Maser]

there are certain things in life, you just dont overlook. well, you CAN if you want to, but dont come crying to me when it blows up in your face.

i’m a live and let live guy, and i try real hard not to judge them as that’s God’s right. but i WILL judge whether or not certain people gain access to my AO. and some folks, i flat out dont want and refuse to have them around. i’ve been around enough blood, death, and deviance to recognize danger indicators. and there is enough bullshit going on in the world that is beyond my control, i’ll be damned if i up and invite bullshit that i can control.

The fuck are you talking about? Did the Adderall not kick in yet or something?

 

[Deleted member 10043]

I love how for as long as I've been here, I'm always gonna be remembered for those infamous pics. I don't even wanna know how many people have saved those pics and have been doing God knows what with them!

I have been asked in the past a few times if I could do it all over again would I do anything different. My answer is always no because of the entertainment that ensued after those pics were leaked (no pun intended). I blacklisted those pics probably close to a decade ago. Not because I'm ashamed of seeing those pics, but rather because it was always the same few that kept getting re-posted and it got old really fast. Also they weren't very good quality by today's standards. I've never had any problems with people taking my pics and re-posting them without my permission because if I did have a problem with that, I never would have put them on the internet to begin with. Which is why pics of my wife and kids will never be shown by me on the net.

You have been breeding?

 

[1J04]

You have been breeding?

Unfuckingfortunately. The POS has passed on the genetic defect to the detriment of mankind, and Stanislaus County. Best they got to look forward to is becoming Wards of the State.

 

[Maser]

You have been breeding?

In spite of my few flaws, I am a very fertile guy!

Be pretty funny if my boys become members here and cyber slap the Leftism out of some of my detractors here in my honor.

 

[Ravenworks]

In spite of my few flaws, I am a very fertile guy!

Be pretty funny if my boys become members here and cyber slap the Leftism out of some of my detractors here in my honor.

I'm confused after reading your avatar.
When referring to fertility & boys are you talking about turds?