Re: sexist/male chauvinistic jokes
Guy gets on the airplane and he's sitting in his seat muttering to himself, "How could I be so stupid! What an asshole!"
Fellow next to him says, "I notice you're pretty upset, what happened?"
He says' Did you see the rack on the ticket agent? I walked up to her and asked for two pickets for Tittsburgh"
She said Excuse me? And I again asked for 2 pickets for Tittsburgh! She got pissed and said Are you sure you don't mean two tickets for Pittsburgh? Sir?.... I felt like a schmuck!"
The other guy is laughing out loud and tells him, "I'm a psychiatrist what you had was what we call a Freudian slip! It happens all the time, don't feel bad"
The dude feels alittle better and says,"All the time?"
"Oh Yeah" says the doctor, "Just the other day I was having breakfast with my wife and I wanted her to pass the sugar and I said ....you miserable bitch you ruined my life!"
Guy gets on the airplane and he's sitting in his seat muttering to himself, "How could I be so stupid! What an asshole!"
Fellow next to him says, "I notice you're pretty upset, what happened?"
He says' Did you see the rack on the ticket agent? I walked up to her and asked for two pickets for Tittsburgh"
She said Excuse me? And I again asked for 2 pickets for Tittsburgh! She got pissed and said Are you sure you don't mean two tickets for Pittsburgh? Sir?.... I felt like a schmuck!"
The other guy is laughing out loud and tells him, "I'm a psychiatrist what you had was what we call a Freudian slip! It happens all the time, don't feel bad"
The dude feels alittle better and says,"All the time?"
"Oh Yeah" says the doctor, "Just the other day I was having breakfast with my wife and I wanted her to pass the sugar and I said ....you miserable bitch you ruined my life!"